What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a comfy zip-up sleeping bag like it was a human-sized cocoon.

 

[luckylegsat60]

I’m not wearing an apron and nothing else.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing an apron and nothing else.

…so no apron.

 

[luckylegsat60]

…so no apron.

You got it!

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I am not wearing a honey baked ham. Happy Thanksgiving all

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing duct tape like a mummy.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a dressing gown like a Mommy

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing Tidy Whities

 

[ericalauren]

Winter boots.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @hotoldrguy ’s underwear.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing @hotoldrguy ’s underwear.

so no underwear, then?

 

[BrendaBear]

so no underwear, then?

No, mine is just way cuter.

And I am not wearing @hotoldrguy ’s straight jacket.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/UVVUyi6C01UAAAAd/shy-smiling.gif

 

[UsuallyPresent]

No, mine is just way cuter.

And I am not wearing @hotoldrguy ’s straight jacket.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/UVVUyi6C01UAAAAd/shy-smiling.gif

So his kinky jacket. Gotcha.

I'm not wearing a jacket, straight, winter, kinky, or what-have-you.

 

[UWERETHINKINGIT]

Underwear

 

[BrendaBear]

So his kinky jacket. Gotcha.

Well, a girl needs her kinks fulfilled, you know.

I am not wearing any pants or skirts under @hotoldrguy ’s kinky jacket.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a minidress made from palm fronds. Very scratchy.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Trubbycat ‘s white dress shirt and his fedora

 

[Trubbycat]

God damn it I need those. At least I’m wearing my thigh high boots so you can’t steal them again.

 

[BrendaBear]

God damn it I need those. At least I’m wearing my thigh high boots so you can’t steal them again.

Honey, I said I am not wearing them. It is not my fault if you left them in your closet at home.

And I am bot wearing @Trubbycat ’s thigh high boots… I can’t find them anywhere.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Well, a girl needs her kinks fulfilled, you know.

I am not wearing any pants or skirts under @hotoldrguy ’s kinky jacket.

no panties either?

 

[BrendaBear]

no panties either?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/gEbFbS6ndXoAAAAd/lol-shirley-temple-lol.gif

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing @BrendaBear 's Shirley Temple nightdress. (MIIIIIIGHT fit as a handwrap? Sock? Something like that..... otherwise, nah!)

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a bullet proof vest
Although I probably need one with this crowd...

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing @BrendaBear 's Shirley Temple nightdress. (MIIIIIIGHT fit as a handwrap? Sock? Something like that..... otherwise, nah!)

Wear the wig. It’s sooo hot…

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Wear the wig. It’s sooo hot…

True, it's a bit chilly in here. *Fwoop!* There. Curly blonde - and no, not a merkin!