What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I I'm not wearing a bullet proof vest
Although I probably need one with this crowd...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/nqY1aPwpCtgAAAAd/slap-hit.gif
I have no idea what you did this time, just rehearsing…

I am not wearing a hat that says “RJ’s keeper”

 

[UsuallyPresent]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/nqY1aPwpCtgAAAAd/slap-hit.gif
I have no idea what you did this time, just rehearsing…

I am not wearing a hat that says “RJ’s keeper”

Sooooo many nasty counters to a move like that.... *sigh*

 

[BrendaBear]

Sooooo many nasty counters to a move like that.... *sigh*

https://media1.tenor.com/m/BUYmvB0FFywAAAAd/audrey-hepburn-what.gif

 

[UsuallyPresent]

- Step on her toe.
- Step forward and to your right
- Lean in and kiss her
- Grab her wrist and twist clockwise (from above)
- Flick her nose.
- Grab her elbow and wrist. Lift elbow, lower wrist.
- Tickles!

Soooo many options!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing clothes made from plastic wrap.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing plastic wrap made into clothes!

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing aluminum foil made into a jacket & hat!
I'll be a member of the tinfoil brigade...

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing aluminum foil made into a jacket & hat!
I'll be a member of the aluminum foil brigade...

Fixed it for you.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing @BrendaBear 's foxtail buttplug

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing a floral muumuu or pink petal pushers

 

[hotoldrguy]

I’m not wearing a floral muumuu or pink petal pushers

so just a lei then?

 

[Vivacious_in_the_TxHills]

Red Sequin Pasties

 

[hotoldrguy]

Red Sequin Pasties

so bare nipples then?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

so just a lei then?

Nah, nor a neon over-the-shoulder thong

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a bedazzled jock strap

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a hoody with a pink skater skirt.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Clothes. I'm in the bath.

Women! Calm yourselves. Form an orderly queue to the side and take a breath. There's plenty of me to go around... Hello??? Helloooo???


...


[*...silence...*]

 

[nola31]

fishnets

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing @BrendaBear 's purple satin foxtail buttplug because I'm not finished with it yet...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing purple satin.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing @BrendaBear 's purple satin foxtail buttplug because I'm not finished with it yet...

Um.. just keep it. I have another one…. That I am not…

wait…

Yeah, you can keep that one.

 

[Rj_1954]

Um.. just keep it. I have another one…. That I am not…

wait…

Yeah, you can keep that one.

Ooops, just farted...there it goes

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Brazen brasier brassiere

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing green face paint and a witches hat.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing green face paint and a witches hat.

That’s natural?!? I’m sorry to hear it!

I’m not wearing a duck suit