What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing an amazon warrior outfit (kind of worried it might make @hotoldrguy blow a fuse or something)

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm not wearing an amazon warrior outfit (kind of worried it might make @hotoldrguy blow a fuse or something)

Let's test it out and see

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an Amazon warrior outfit borrowed from @BrendaBear 's closet.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing an Amazon warrior outfit borrowed from @BrendaBear 's closet.

Those leather straps can be complicated so good call.

 

[ChristyDancer]

Shoes

 

[ALovelyNudist]

A butt plug… and shoes too

 

[positiveflirt]

I'm not wearing crocs. Ever.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing crocks, organic or in-

 

[Trubbycat]

Alligator shoes or crocs… is there a difference?

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing any of @positiveflirt 's crocs ... because I would never wear those either.

Birkenstocks are way better!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Alligator shoes or crocs… is there a difference?

That’s crocs. Crocks are either crocodiles or clay pots - organic or inorganic.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing a smirk

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a baseball helmet with matching ice skates for my favorite sportsball team.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a protective cup from @BrendaBear 's favorite sportsball team.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a lacy red teddy, with red thigh high stockings (stay up, of course), red heels, and a red mask with devil horns.

it's still early though...

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a lacy red teddy, with red thigh high stockings (stay up, of course), red heels, and a red mask with devil horns.

it's still early though...

I'm not wearing Brenda's lightly-tarnished halo.

 

[LostHorizon]

My sweater

 

[SweetMasochist]

Cheap sunglasses

expensive ones then?

I don't have socks on. my toes are cold.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A blanket. Hadda take it off to go feed the cat...

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm not wearing a lacy red teddy, with red thigh high stockings (stay up, of course), red heels, and a red mask with devil horns.

it's still early though...

why not?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing suspenders or a belt

 

[cactusjack0584]

I'm not wearing a lacy red teddy, with red thigh high stockings (stay up, of course), red heels, and a red mask with devil horns.

it's still early though...

Mental image means I’m now not wearing loose fitting boxer briefs

 

[Tallulah82]

@TXRafe 's undies. Still waiting for airmail to deliver.

 

[TXRafe]

@TXRafe 's undies. Still waiting for airmail to deliver.

oh, umm...undies? because free ball?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing @BrendaBear 's fluffy pink handcuffs