What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[cactusjack0584]

I am not wearing @BrendaBear 's fluffy pink handcuffs

Of course you’re not… I still have them

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'm not wearing a suit beyond the one I can't take off.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I'm not wearing a suit beyond the one I can't take off.

That took my brain way too long to figure out what you meant

 

[JennyCapricorn]

People's expectations of me

 

[UsuallyPresent]

That took my brain way too long to figure out what you meant

... What can I say? I have a semi-twisted take on our shared surreality.

 

[cactusjack0584]

... What can I say? I have a semi-twisted take on our shared surreality.

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[TXRafe]

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... What can I say? I have a semi-twisted take on our shared surreality.

skin suit...he is saying that we are nothing more than tiny sparks of electricity that create a consciousness, living in a skin suit...there, i help, go me

 

[cactusjack0584]

skin suit...he is saying that we are nothing more than tiny sparks of electricity that create a consciousness, living in a skin suit...there, i help, go me

I thought we were just self aware meat sacks?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I thought we were just self aware meat sacks?

Good luck defining 'self-aware', but otherwise - kinda!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Good luck defining 'self-aware', but otherwise - kinda!

I feel at least a fair amount of humans are self-aware. Less aware of others, in a lot of ways, but also traffic.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing my thinking cap because I know with this conversation it would give me a bad headache

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I feel at least a fair amount of humans are self-aware. Less aware of others, in a lot of ways, but also traffic.

Maybe! Without a solid definition, it'd be impossible to falsify, even were it not a feeling.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing the costume Farrah Fawcett wore in the Saturn 3 poster but never wore in the movie.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I am not wearing a realistic movie quality Leatherface costume

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a pink leather mini-dress with matching heels, leather superhero style eye mask and carrying a matching leather flogger.

 

[hotoldrguy]

I'm not wearing a pink leather mini-dress with matching heels, leather superhero style eye mask and carrying a matching leather flogger.

That is very specific

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Pink "come on barbie, let's go party" t-shirt

 

[TXRafe]

I'm not wearing a pink leather mini-dress with matching heels, leather superhero style eye mask and carrying a matching leather flogger.

alright legally blonde cat woman...who do you have tied up over there?

 

[BrendaBear]

alright legally blonde cat woman...who do you have tied up over there?

https://media1.tenor.com/m/oWhAHu6tudoAAAAd/meow-catwoman.gif

You don't really expect me to give names do you?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Not wearing a "You Are Here" map of the galaxy T-shirt

 

[TXRafe]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/oWhAHu6tudoAAAAd/meow-catwoman.gif

You don't really expect me to give names do you?

isnt it always more fun when you do?

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’m not wearing… clothes

Just kidding. I’m totally wearing clothes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing all my clothing inside-out, including putting on the pants before the underwear.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m not wearing a kryptonite condom.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing all my clothing inside-out, including putting on the pants before the underwear.

So.... you're wearing underwear on the outside of your pants, but they aren't inside out? Okay, got it!

I'm not wearing anything inside out either.