What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a blue dress, high-heel shoes and an alligator hat. Also not wearing pearls and my diamond rings.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I'm not wearing @BrendaBear 's alligator hat...but I AM wearing pearls and diamond rings

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a blue dress, high-heel shoes and an alligator hat. Also not wearing pearls and my diamond rings.

you devil you

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing anything that would earn me respect.

 

[BrendaBear]

you devil you

. You got it!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/NYlSHz5bGs8AAAAd/shimmy-annie-murphy.gif

I am not wearing Hottie repellant.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing a big pointy wizard hat or the associated robe.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing robes or hats, but I refuse to comment about any staff - or knob at the end.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a parka, high heeled boots and nothing else.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I am not wearing a parka, high heeled boots and nothing else.

So ya got a wicked grin going....

 

[PassionsFlame]

Santa's hat

 

[mnbreastluver]

A red and white condom that tastes like a candy cane

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Pants or shoes

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Mrs. Claus or any naughty North Pole elves

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a latex Santa’s kinky helper outfit.

 

[Lorack]

anything Christmassy

 

[F3x0r]

A top hat and tails

 

[UsuallyPresent]

A bottom hat and antlers?

 

[BrendaBear]

A bottom hat and antlers?

Asshat.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Asshat.

Worse! Horny asshat!

 

[mnbreastluver]

A Santa hat on my penis

 

[Sammysub07]

A Santa hat on my penis

Damn. I think it need that hat

 

[Sammysub07]

My pointy elf shoes

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

a fake moustache...

 

[Sammysub07]

a fake moustache...

Is there a real one?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Is there a real one?

No...there's not a lot of hair on my head anywhere...unless you count my nostrils and ear canals...