What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the first pair of underwear ever worn by George Washington as US President.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing Mr Trump's boxers

 

[SherlockianMan]

My pj bottoms all the way up

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a USB powered t-shirt that displays a customizable scrolling digital message.

 

[BookishBabe0]

The tit cage.

 

[Treeview]

No pajamas

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Boob jail

 

[Jaws82]

Boob jail

Free the titties!

My uniform

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing any form of prison on any part of my body, not even the parts considered misdemeanors.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Any sexy lingerie

 

[Jaws82]

Any sexy lingerie

It could be fixed though

Not wearing socks myself

 

[ALovelyNudist]

It could be fixed though

Not wearing socks myself

This is true but I’m driving and I don’t want to pull over and bother getting changed

 

[Jaws82]

This is true but I’m driving and I don’t want to pull over and bother getting changed

But soon you'll be wearing sexy lingerie since you're driving with it. So that's a plus!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Chloe_Harper ’s red Santa’s helper minidress and @Sammysub07 ’s red fishnets

 

[Sammysub07]

I am gloriously still in bed…IYKYK

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I am not wearing @Chloe_Harper ’s red Santa’s helper minidress and @Sammysub07 ’s red fishnets

Well, wait, I'm not wearing it either... did @AlwaysDancing take our clothes again?

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my purple leather collar and cuffs… the day is still young though….

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I’m not wearing my trusty whip at my side!
Glaring at @Sammysub07 , @BrendaBear , and @Chloe_Harper !!!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’m not wearing my trusty whip at my side!
Glaring at @Sammysub07 , @BrendaBear , and @Chloe_Harper !!!!

It's too much fun to play with to give back...

I'm not wearing a collar still waiting on a new one from Santa. Hopefully matching Sammy and Brenda!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a sandwich board advertising for new cars out on the strip

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a sandwich board advertising for new cars out on the strip

So what is it you ARE advertising for?

 

[BrendaBear]

So what is it you ARE advertising for?

Full body massages for Hotties…

 

[hotoldrguy]

Full body massages for Hotties…

On my way!!!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing shoes made from bear feet.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @barefootgirl69 ’s shoes… partly because I don’t care for shoes, but also… I doubt she owns any.