What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[MindYaBitness]

A sweater. My car is too hot!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I am not wearing @barefootgirl69 ’s shoes… partly because I don’t care for shoes, but also… I doubt she owns any.

You wear the left one, I'll wear the right one! We'll confuse everyone out on LV Blvd!

*Birkenstocks

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I am not wearing a pair of pink crocs… not now or ever

 

[Tallulah82]

I am not wearing a pair of pink crocs… not now or ever

"Not now or ever" is a bold statement.

*makes note to get cwtch into pink crocs one day. And before you scoff, be warned, I have my ways.

 

[dawn_of_night]

His scent....
His hoodie....
Or his basketball shorts...

 

[Cwtchseeker]

"Not now or ever" is a bold statement.

*makes note to get cwtch into pink crocs one day. And before you scoff, be warned, I have my ways.

Putting on me whilst I’m asleep doesn’t count..

 

[Tallulah82]

Putting on me whilst I’m asleep doesn’t count..

Oh baby, you know you're going to be wearing them before you fall asleep. Oh, and I'm so fucking taking photos.

 

[BrendaBear]

Oh baby, you know you're going to be wearing them before you fall asleep. Oh, and I'm so fucking taking photos.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/p60X7690ZgcAAAAd/antelope-popcorn.gif

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing slacks that dissolve whenever someone in public looks at my butt.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing green hip waders and a pink teddy

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing the black pleather mankini.
Tonight.
Yet.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a comic book accurate Flash costume.

Barry Allen? Jay Garrick? Wally West?

 

[EctoJohn]

Barry Allen? Jay Garrick? Wally West?

Yes.

 

[Azuldrgon]

a long sleeved shirt.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing a suit that has vibrating threads sewn into the lining.

 

[ICantLeafYou]

Not wearing underwear of any sort.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

A sumo wrestler outfit...thou my diet may gearing up for that!

 

[Vitriolhack]

Commando Sunday!

 

[cactusjack0584]

A Christmas themed onsie… unfortunately

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing an Alice In Wonderland dress

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I am not wearing an Alice In Wonderland dress

Good....you are delusional then as in fairy tales. Haha. I can think of many better, sexier dresses.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Santa's favorite bikini. (And now I hope I made you imagine Santa in a bikini. )

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a formal gown and an apron for using the BBQ.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing the shroud of Turin.

 

[summer_reine]

Socks. My feet are cold so I should definitely put them on. My kingdom for some nice hot man legs in bed to warm my toes