What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing a Clown suit...I'm not a Clown

That’s not what the Everly Brothers said…

I am not wearing a tinkerbell costume… (it looks too small?)

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing sentient undies.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing any of @EctoJohn ‘s spandex superhero costumes.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing any of @EctoJohn ‘s spandex superhero costumes.

Good, I need them for saving to world.

 

[TXRafe]

im not wearing @Chloe_Harper or @Sammysub07 or @BrendaBear 's collar...because THEY DON'T OWN ME! *three snaps in a Z formation*

 

[BrendaBear]

im not wearing @Chloe_Harper or @Sammysub07 or @BrendaBear 's collar...because THEY DON'T OWN ME! *three snaps in a Z formation*

Now this is in my head, so I must share..

He is in denial, we totally own him!!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

im not wearing @Chloe_Harper or @Sammysub07 or @BrendaBear 's collar...because THEY DON'T OWN ME! *three snaps in a Z formation*

Put that collar back on....

I'm not wearing @TXRafe's collar and leash... nor the cat ears and tail... he's going to be soo mad

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a t shirt that says “I tried to tame three brats, and now they totally own me”… that is for @TXRafe .

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Pants.
Now it's a party.

 

[Rj_1954]

@BrendaBear
I'd like to wear this t-shirt

 

[Sammysub07]

im not wearing @Chloe_Harper or @Sammysub07 or @BrendaBear 's collar...because THEY DON'T OWN ME! *three snaps in a Z formation*

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[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing explosive proof pants.

 

[Qky75]

I'm not wearing my air of mystery

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I'm not wearing my air of mystery

Oh, I'm not wearing his air of mystery either... so, it's a mystery as to who is wearing his air

 

[Qky75]

Oh, I'm not wearing his air of mystery either... so, it's a mystery as to who is wearing his air

It's more a question of who's sharing my air or struggling for theirs

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my “Q is making perfect sense tonight!” T shirt…

 

[cactusjack0584]

A shirt that says “happy nude year.” Because well the shirt I’m not wearing says it all!

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing my wine spilled all down the front of my dress… because I am not drunk.

 

[Qky75]

I'm not wearing my seatbelt because I can't drive at the moment

 

[~Elizabeth~]

A wedding ring

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @~Elizabeth~ ’s wedding ring either. I tried to, but she wasn’t having it. Then there was that big scene we had at the tavern… wait… that wasn’t Elizabeth… what the hell am I thinking? And where is this Tavern I mentioned?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I am not wearing @~Elizabeth~ ’s wedding ring either. I tried to, but she wasn’t having it. Then there was that big scene we had at the tavern… wait… that wasn’t Elizabeth… what the hell am I thinking? And where is this Tavern I mentioned?

I don’t have a wedding to borrow, I sold it after the asshole moved out.

So whose wedding ring did you borrow?

 

[BrendaBear]

I don’t have a wedding to borrow, I sold it after the asshole moved out.

So whose wedding ring did you borrow?

I am a widow… I still have mine… maybe I didn’t borrow it at all… I am not wearing my wedding ring now…

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I am a widow… I still have mine… maybe I didn’t borrow it at all… I am not wearing my wedding ring now…

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I am a widow… I still have mine… maybe I didn’t borrow it at all… I am not wearing my wedding ring now…

Technically I am a widow as well since we never legally divorced. We split in 2004 and he passed in 2015 in a car accident.