What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a bandana as a shirt and a miniskirt… it’s too cold for that

No it’s not. Men are such pansies! Okay, maybe a bandana as a shirt would suck… but a proper blouse and a miniskirt?

I almost wore that today. But, I am not wearing it now.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

I am not wearing a sportsball uniform for the local team, “The Las Vegas HornDogs”. Apparently, because of the weather here, they dissolve in the sun.

They dissolve in the sun huh? I want to catch a game

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing glittery undies.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Pink baby doll and panties

 

[Taegul]

A lampshade.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing jodhpurs made from purple silk.

 

[Wageslave]

I'm not wearing a cardboard box

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing groovy rhinestone studded bellbottoms.

 

[cactusjack0584]

A movie accurate leatherface costume, paired with a chainsaw

 

[Wageslave]

I'm not wearing crotchless knickers

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing fishnet leggings with a cute tunic this morning…. Yet

 

[fsa52]

A hospital gown
Oh wait, guess I am!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Bandana, cowboy hat, bra, assless chaps, spurs, panties, socks, or boots

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Pants? I got rained on, so, pants. For now.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Clothes ….need to get out of bed

 

[munch2much]

A surgical truss.

 

[Trubbycat]

Anthiing that will get me past the velvet rope.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Trubbycat ’s velvet ropes wrapped around my wrists

 

[hotoldrguy]

I am not wearing a bedazzled Mankini

 

[lacandy]

My glasses and I have to hold my phone like three feet away!

 

[lilmissdarling]

I am not wearing a snuggie

 

[TheSh4ft69]

My glasses and I have to hold my phone like three feet away!

Same. I’ve never gotten glasses thus far though. Every time I’m at Costco I consider getting reading glasses

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Bed shorts..

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a collar from anyone, and kind of bummed about it.

I also am not wearing my sexy nurse scrubs dress with white thigh high stockings.

 

[EctoJohn]

Oh okay. May I borrow them then, please?

Have at it.


I'm not wearing a leaf in the fashion of Adam.