What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

I am not wearing the cape of Shazam and a wig in the weird 90s style of a Nightwing mullet.
 
I am not wearing a magical cloak that turns all of me invisible except for my penis.
 
Not wearing a Springsteen concert T, unfortunately.
Had that T-shirt for ages. I actually worked security in a parking lot outside his concert in '85 in Frankfurt, Germany. (I was an Army MP) I can still hear it...

Not wearing a suit of bricks from "The Wall." Nor am I comfortably numb. (Unfortunately)
 
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