What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[BBW_Latina_Girlie]

Pants

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I’m not wearing a horned helmet while i sing opera.

You sing opera? Did we know each other 30 years ago?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

A shirt, pants or socks.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Blue's Clues thong.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing my Batman costume
Right now...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Rings

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a traditional Oktoberfest outfit.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Pants or socks

 

[kathyisgr65]

Pants or socks

What he said.. and the cum on my face

 

[Slickrick123]

A cock ring

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing welding goggles.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a cursed green mask.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing the cape of Shazam and a wig in the weird 90s style of a Nightwing mullet.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing toe socks.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a magical cloak that turns all of me invisible except for my penis.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a K9 squad training suit.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Not wearing my...4" heels that I don't own

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a bottomless Superman costume.

 

[Quimpossibility]

not wearing the skin of a tauntaun while ben's ghost tells me to go to Dagobah

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing a bedazzled golden thong.

 

[LustyScribe]

The teal lederhosen. I mean, I just woke up!

 

[Davidwa1]

I am not wearing clothes.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing 64 inch heels.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Not wearing a Springsteen concert T, unfortunately.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a Springsteen concert T, unfortunately.

Had that T-shirt for ages. I actually worked security in a parking lot outside his concert in '85 in Frankfurt, Germany. (I was an Army MP) I can still hear it...

Not wearing a suit of bricks from "The Wall." Nor am I comfortably numb. (Unfortunately)