What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a smile because taking one off someone else's face would be rude.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing the blue mankini tonight. Or sunscreen.

Because it's the middle of the night.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing the handcuffs my Mistress put on me,
Because I secretly have a key...

 

[lliicckkss]

heart on my sleeve

 

[chame1eon]

I'm not wearing the handcuffs my Mistress put on me,
Because I secretly have a key...

You're in trouble.

 

[kyblue12]

ummmm, anything

 

[Rj_1954]

You're in trouble.

I live for it actually, but I'm not wearing what she wants me too...

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the emperor's new clothes.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Panty vibrator

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a paper bag over my head with holes cut in it to allow me to see.

 

[Trubbycat]

A barely crotch length miniskirt and thigh high gladiator sandals

 

[Rj_1954]

A pink and green Checkered Blazer with matching slacks, socks & shoes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a suit made from aluminum foil.

(Translated to UK English: I'm not wearing a suit made from aluminium foil.)

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a tarred & feathered ensemble to our Bondage Club...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m not wearing ballet tights, leotard, tutu and pointe shoes

 

[mnbreastluver]

“I’m with stupid” tee shirt and it’s pointing at myself.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing pants made from corn.

 

[Lmizzler]

Pants

 

[Glorygirl78]

I’m not wearing anything. Is that ok?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

The I Belong To Daddy T-shirt I have. Thought about tossing it.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Shoes....not wearing shoes

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Bondage ropes but really wish I were.

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing @~Elizabeth~ 's bondage ropes either... or her blue "space tart" uniform.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Sleep shorts?

I have track pants on, so I'm fine, you animals.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I'm not wearing @~Elizabeth~ 's bondage ropes either... or her blue "space tart" uniform.

*gasps* How did you find my “space tart” uniform? I thought I was so sneaky where I hid it.