What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a purple tu-tu & green fishnet stockings

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing magically erotic clothing.

 

[Jodaily]

INW argyle socks

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing radioactive undies.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing NON-radioactive undies.

 

[Photog1rl]

Clothing

 

[barefootgirl69]

A teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.

 

[EctoJohn]

A teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.

Really? Me neither!

 

[LovelyLadyLicker]

I’m not wearing my sports bra and I’m regretting it

 

[LittleMissSunshine12]

I’m not wearing high heels


Yet

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing multiple layers of pantyhose.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing toe rings.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing transparent undies.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing the size 12 yellow ballet slippers OR the matching 3XL tutu.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing Teen Spirit

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the scent created by Lector for Clarice in Hannibal (2001).

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing my cruise pass lanyard...but I will be in 48 hours!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the blue polo shirt worn by all Lego Master Builders.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing a suit made of pet hair.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

My favorite anklet of slave bells.

 

[JPReads]

I am not wearing a wire, but we should record it

 

[sweetheart97]

socks.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing inside out pants.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing any bandages.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing wrap around shades like an 80s wrestler.