What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Azuldrgon]

a shirt (it's too hot)

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a shibari.

 

[annabel_lee]

No spurs for me

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing panties I bought at a 99 cent store.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

A superhero costume

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing an airbag vest.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Guy Gardner haircut.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

A catwoman suit

 

[Pad_Foot]

A tail… attached .. you know how

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing 18 layers of long underwear.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Totally not wearing Carmen San Diego's red coat

 

[Jaws82]

Totally not wearing Carmen San Diego's red coat

i feel like this is a lie for some reason

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing an arrow through my heart.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Columbo's tan raincoat.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing moonscreen.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a chrome micro bikini.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm personally not clad in a tin foil bikini.

I only had enough left on the roll for the thong, so I have a crinkly crack.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a perfectly tailored business suit.

 

[barefootgirl69]

A snow suit.

 

[LustyScribe]

A corset made of paracord. Because that would be too...knotty.

 

[Jordan90]

A necklace made of severed gummy bear heads.

 

[hairball18]

Thongs on my feet.

 

[EbersMoll]

Ceremonial gowns

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing Tom Baker's Doctor Who scarf

 

[TwystedDzyre]

I am not wearing an underwear; bare-chested, with just a loose boxer shorts .