What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Treeview]

Cement shoes at the beach

 

[barefootgirl69]

A mermaid tail

 

[Spurtulator]

I am not wearing a strap on dildo

 

[Pad_Foot]

Orc Armor… but I’ve me a second !

 

[spawnofdavey]

I'm not wearing a meat dress, a la Lady Gaga.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing boxers that have a vagina printed on them where my crotch should be.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a dental retainer.

 

[P_j93]

I am not wearing underwear

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a very fashionable loin cloth.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am regrettably not wearing a portable fan.

 

[Taegul]

I am not wearing a Dodgers jersey.

 

[AtramentousRex]

Pride. I do not wear it

 

[Shenanigans90]

Nipple clamps

 

[MyOtherSide85]

A medieval suit of armour

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing a glittery bunny suit.

 

[Cindy027]

Crocs.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing booty shorts.

 

[EbersMoll]

Rugby boots.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing glow-in-the-dark piercings.

 

[EbersMoll]

Expensive salopettes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a partner's shirt after a night of passion.

 

[hardbiker82]

I’m not wearing briefs currently.

 

[Cat]

Underwear... Well, I am wearing a top and a skirt, and on my way out..

 

[deft]

I'm not wearing a skirt.

 

[F3x0r]

Braces or a belt.