What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[subdudeme13]

Underwear... Well, I am wearing a top and a skirt, and on my way out..

Where are you headed?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a kilt with a Minecraft pattern to it.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing a light bulb over my head.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a hospital gown.

 

[Chridi]

no textile today, only slippers...

 

[9to5]

no pants and thinking of going less

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a marching band majorette costume.

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm not wearing a marching band majorette costume.

I think it would be cool if you did!!!

Jus sayin ...

 

[LoneMilf]

Anything
(Taking a bath)

 

[EbersMoll]

Loctite 248 Threadlocker.
(Unlike earlier, bloody blocked tube!).

 

[Serge69]

Wedding band. Too restrictive….




(Now now now, before you start putting an evil motive behind this fact, please read on)




… because my fingers are too big now

 

[wigglypuss]

Anything
(Taking a bath)

Not even a smile? lol

 

[SissyBrandi19]

I am NOT wearing...enough clothing to avoid being arrested were I to leave my house.

Wait a minute...here I've been complaining of being cock-starved...am I...casually dismissing what could be an effective strategy for meeting hungry alpha cocks?

Time to put on my thinking cap. Great...ok, where the fuck did I put my thinking cap? It's been...so long since I last got it out...(I'm sure a few on this site would agree)

 

[LittleMissSunshine12]

I'm not wearing my thinking cap

 

[jassybb]

Bra

 

[Pad_Foot]

Condom.
No need!!
Snipped
Sexless

And no beard now

 

[Susurration]

A t-shirt.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nipple clamps & a top hat

 

[EctoJohn]

Nipple clamps & a top hat

How bizarre. Me neither.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

A helmet that’s bulletproof

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an eyepatch.

 

[IrreverendBoob]

I'm not wearing a suit of Mandalorian armor.

 

[Cindy027]

I'm not wearing a necklace made of dinosaur teeth.

 

[Susurration]

A medieval suit of armour.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing musical panties.