What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a pair of socks taken off the corpse of Benjamin Franklin.

 

[P_j93]

That is wise, do you really want to be haunted by the vengeful ghost of Franklin?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the skin of my victims... >_>

 

[Worzel550]

I'm naked and stroking, and my God it feels good

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing Minnesota Vikings panties with a Green Bay Packers jersey.

 

[Susurration]

A windproof jacket.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing X-Ray glasses that can see through clothes.

 

[Abeona1]

I'm not wearing nipple tassels

 

[tryinsomethinnew]

The Mrs isn’t wearing a bra.

 

[tryinsomethinnew]

Socks
A bra
An evening gown

Same!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a gilded bra.

 

[LostHorizon]

Boots

 

[Wageslave]

Clown shoes

 

[ericalauren]

I'm not wearing a purple underwire bra.

 

[hairball18]

Clothes

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Pants (one of the perks of being hybrid).

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing someone else's socks.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing metallic paperclips on my head.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a dress woven from guitar strings.

 

[Taegul]

An earring, nose ring, cock ring, or The One Ring.

 

[Pad_Foot]

A penis tassel. I couldn't get it to spin, so I took it off.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing a neon purple thong.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

Flowers in my hair.

 

[Klaus_Smith]

A shirt.

 

[Stan_the_skin]

A frown