What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Bud96]

I don't wear a bra, for the simple reason that they're hanging on the fireplace. I think that will attract Santa Claus more than just socks with reindeer on them.

u should get santa's protein. they are magical

 

[MindYaBitness]

Pants

 

[Bud96]

Pants

saw your pics... they so hot.. made me make more protein shake.. lol

 

[kreemi_pi]

Not wearing myself out, like I did last week.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a Tarzan loin cloth.

 

[beachbaby179]

Socks. But I should be. My toes are cold.

 

[MindYaBitness]

My birthday suit, proper attire for the bubbletub

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm not wearing a Tarzan loin cloth.

Sorry, I'll return it after I wash it

 

[puppett]

sandles, because they don't go with my wool socks

 

[MrPimms]

Socks.

Or one of them fancy rain macs I saw advertised today, look very practical

 

[MindYaBitness]

sandles, because they don't go with my wool socks

Unless your in Eugene, Oregon. Then socks & sandals are haute couture

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a tinfoil hat, but I know the government spies are reading my thoughts! >_<

 

[puppett]

Unless your in Eugene, Oregon. Then socks & sandals are haute couture

the only time i was in eugene, it was mostly no dress for code

 

[Treeview]

Raspberry Beret

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a cow print bra with tiger striped panties.

 

[RR1213]

The other thread reached 5000 posts. I find it fitting to carry on with the old limit system, so its closure has been requested.

The rules of this thread are simple to follow. Let the world know what you are NOT wearing.

I am not wearing cornrows.

A coat... ;-)

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the prime example of absolute fashion from the 1870s.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing a skunk tail butt plug

 

[RipleNStllWtr]

A Fedora

 

[CurvyButterfly1978]

No bra, no panties, no socks...just track suit laying on the couch pondering life and other things

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

No bra, no panties, no socks...just track suit laying on the couch pondering life and other things

A winter coat.
But that would change if I go outdoors.

So, want are you contemplating?
Do I have one in my pants?

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a drawn on moustache.

 

[MuscularVeinyNudity]

A shirt.

 

[Wageslave]

A paper bag on my head

 

[latecomer91364]

Among other things, I'm also not wearing a backhoe.