What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a nice fedora.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Panties. Sometimes they just have to come off.

 

[Animaul]

NEED PROOF!

Pants, cause the weather calls for shorts.

 

[MedicalMuse]

NEED PROOF!

Pants, cause the weather calls for shorts.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I am not wearing a colander on my head, or pants

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing sand shoes with a suit.

 

[Wageslave]

Body paint

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing a gallon of cheap cologne

 

[redcalling]

A chastity

 

[SixShooter14]

Psst, your emoji is broken.

And I'm not wearing a jacket.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Psst, your emoji is broken.

And I'm not wearing a jacket.

So is yours

 

[Taegul]

Since we're on page 666...I am not wearing anything satanic. Promise.

 

[SexualSensualGoddess]

Clothes….I'm just out of the shower

 

[dad_icarus]

Latex.

 

[EasyBrad59]

I am not wearing a shirt, pants, underwear, socks, and shoes…and other items!

 

[Hardnfast93]

Pants

 

[Lustful_Eyes4u]

A condom

 

[Grumpy_OG]

Socks and shoes

 

[redcalling]

A thong

 

[Wageslave]

A wig

 

[Trubbycat]

A merkin

 

[P_j93]

Socks

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing big old 1970s headphones.

 

[SkyeGirl32]

Socks

 

[Cindy027]

I am not wearing Morreale Paris's Le Monde Sur Mesure.