What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[cheekygirl75]

Pyjamas

Shouldn’t you be? It’s bedtime for you, right?

 

[Wageslave]

A merkin

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an official uniform.

 

[Theatreslut]

Whipped cream

 

[Deadbed1968]

Garters or a bullet bra.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a spare brain.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Underwear

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a shiny gold neck tie that matches my silver and gold panties.

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm wearing neither a codpiece nor a piece of cod.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a star-spangled wingsuit.

 

[MissMarie32]

Lipstick

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not currently wearing glass undies.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a rhinestone bikini

(It is bedtime)

 

[PotNoodle79]

pyjamas. Because I have been awake 3 fucking hours and it's 6.15 and I may as well be fully dressed.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing an outfit that screams, "I know how to party like it's 1 November, 1993!"

 

[Naughtylo]

Scuba gear.

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

Clothes

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the uniform of a WWI Fighting Ace battling the Red Baron.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

jacket

 

[Asilverfox23]

Wool socks

 

[Grumpy_OG]

A Santa hat

 

[MarcUK]

A diamanté cock ring

 

[Trubbycat]

Randy’s snow suit from A Christmas Story

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing the uniform of a prisoner on tier 2 cell 245.

 

[LustyScribe]

My Wonder Woman uniform. The tailor has it; letting the seams out.

Again.