What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Anastasia1999]

What cocktail should I mix?

Cosmopolitan please, Mr. Cogan

 

[hotwords229_A]

So I was in the shower this morning contemplating human existence and I suddenly realized something incredible.

Pizza is the only thing we have truly conquered.

If you think about it, we have all kinds of different types of pizzas, different ingredients, different toppings, different styles of cooking, but none of them have made pizza better, only different.

No matter how we approach improving pizza, we only succeed in making different, perhaps equally enjoyable, but not better, pizza.

We have perfected pizza as a species.

And I think we should celebrate that as a unifying accomplishment.

Best of all, we can celebrate that accomplishment with a pizza party!

Go Humans!

 

[English_guy_bkk]

Reading Instagram about putting a cassette player in my car

 

[Taegul]

So I was in the shower this morning contemplating human existence and I suddenly realized something incredible.

Pizza is the only thing we have truly conquered.

If you think about it, we have all kinds of different types of pizzas, different ingredients, different toppings, different styles of cooking, but none of them have made pizza better, only different.

No matter how we approach improving pizza, we only succeed in making different, perhaps equally enjoyable, but not better, pizza.

We have perfected pizza as a species.

And I think we should celebrate that as a unifying accomplishment.

Best of all, we can celebrate that accomplishment with a pizza party!

Go Humans!

Sorry, but not quite.

Pineapple as a topping was quite obviously the moment that pizza was perfected.

#ShotsFired

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Wish I were with you currently enjoying all the wild and wicked ways of fun we’ve planned.

 

[TXRafe]

there is nothing sadder than un-self-aware narcissistic moronic assholes complaining about something and not realizing that they are talking about themselves...i feel really fucking sad for them...honestly...

 

[cole4258]

Thinking how strange the weather can be in the south. Sunny and pleasant one day then overcast and cold the next

 

[barefootgirl69]

there is nothing sadder than un-self-aware narcissistic moronic assholes complaining about something and not realizing that they are talking about themselves...i feel really fucking sad for them...honestly...

My ex messages you, too?

 

[Chloe_Harper]

My ex messages you, too?

Got you the good pins

 

[Anastasia1999]

So I was in the shower this morning contemplating human existence and I suddenly realized something incredible.

Pizza is the only thing we have truly conquered.

If you think about it, we have all kinds of different types of pizzas, different ingredients, different toppings, different styles of cooking, but none of them have made pizza better, only different.

No matter how we approach improving pizza, we only succeed in making different, perhaps equally enjoyable, but not better, pizza.

We have perfected pizza as a species.

And I think we should celebrate that as a unifying accomplishment.

Best of all, we can celebrate that accomplishment with a pizza party!

Go Humans!

A local place does pizza spaghetti bolognese. It would be funny if it weren’t so hideous.

 

[LostHorizon]

Is it CST or CDT? I’m thinking standard. And why do I wonder about this stuff?

I am going on a limb here and thinking the one thing everyone can agree on is doing away with this clock switching nonsense and sticking with one time year round.

 

[SmokingFap]

2 days clubbing in a row....

I will not make a smart-ass comment about "clubbing".

I will not make a smart-ass comment about "clubbing".

I will not make a smart-ass comment ab

 

[Wand3rlust]

I will not make a smart-ass comment about "clubbing".

I will not make a smart-ass comment about "clubbing".

I will not make a smart-ass comment ab

*gets club, stares*

 

[SmokingFap]

*gets club, stares*

Yikes! Your club is quite a bit bigger than mine.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

I am going on a limb here and thinking the one thing everyone can agree on is doing away with this clock switching nonsense and sticking with one time year round.

Nooooooo.......I think most people on LIT need the extra 1 hour of sleep ......... so we can Lit some more....

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

*gets club, stares*

does it have spikes...???

 

[TXRafe]

does it have spikes...???

only for "her pleasure"

 

[LostHorizon]

Nooooooo.......I think most people on LIT need the extra 1 hour of sleep ......... so we can Lit some more....

This time we lose the hour. We never get an extra hour. It gets taken away in the spring and given back in the fall.

It’s all BS

 

[SmokingFap]

I am going on a limb here and thinking the one thing everyone can agree on is doing away with this clock switching nonsense and sticking with one time year round.

I TOTALLY DISAGREE!

Just because I'm that kind of guy.

 

[allthetimeitsthere]

only for "her pleasure"

Ohhh.....the one where the rubber spikes are flexible...like a dozen fingers probing back and forth ??

 

[Wand3rlust]

does it have spikes...???

No, that's my vagina.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I am going on a limb here and thinking the one thing everyone can agree on is doing away with this clock switching nonsense and sticking with one time year round.

I read that as cock switching. And got VERY confused.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

No, that's my vagina.

Nearly spewed coffee reading that.

 

[TXRafe]

No, that's my vagina.

i meant beating him with a spiked club would bring you pleasure...but i like your answer too

 

[dawn_of_night]

only for "her pleasure"

Yeaaass