What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LostHorizon]

I'm thinking since this is my 5000th post (as someone kindly pointed out and I had no idea because I don't pay attention), should I grandly ask for dick pics or should I just post my normal stuff like whining about never getting dick pics.

*sigh* Why is it hard to pretend to be a woman on Lit?

RELEASE THE DICK PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tallulah82]

Congrats on the big 5000!
I think I shared my face for mine (then had a panic attack obvs)

Yes I think you need more "selfies" that are really of professional models. That seems to be the way towards more dick in your (in)box!

Firstly - Lit may have my old, wrinkly face pic that's taken from my Obit.

2nd, well done on being so brave AND staying on Lit afterwards despite the panic attack! I bet you were adored.

Z. It's ok, I did consider the professional model selfie route, but then figured I should play to my strengths. I'm going to start stomping my way into men's boxes and demand them. They'll be too scared to say no. They may be shrivelled dick pics, but still.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Firstly - Lit may have my old, wrinkly face pic that's taken from my Obit.

2nd, well done on being so brave AND staying on Lit afterwards despite the panic attack! I bet you were adored.

Z. It's ok, I did consider the professional model selfie route, but then figured I should play to my strengths. I'm going to start stomping my way into men's boxes and demand them. They'll be too scared to say no. They may be shrivelled dick pics, but still.

I don't know about the other guys, but I'm sure you have to have at least SOME length for the shriveling to even be noticed. I won't be sending any of mine - to keep you from needing to squint...

 

[MrMakersMark]

I think I have seen enough AI generated clips of people looking like babies.
(Although that one with the kid dressed as Elvis doing Suspicious Minds was great)

But it is enough already.
Stop using AI for this foolishness and focus your energy using AI to cure cancer and alzheimer's.

.....and making tits bigger.

 

[ericalauren]

Allergies are such a pain!

 

[RickTango]

Why do I have to clean the garbage can..isn’t it for garbage?

 

[Cat]

Today was at least a week long...

- I deserve to read a little manga while having some snacks!!

 

[RickTango]

I need to find my own shaker of the magic eight balls.

 

[peekingone]

"No" is a full sentence

So is Fuck no!!!

 

[RickTango]

Today was at least a week long...

- I deserve to read a little manga while having some snacks!!

And why oh why has it been so long since I’ve said “Hi” to an old friend..

Hi Cat

 

[AtramentousRex]

Today was at least a week long...

- I deserve to read a little manga while having some snacks!!

Ice Princesses deserve tea and cake. Also ice cream.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Obviously, they think highly of themselves.

 

[Cat]

And why oh why has it been so long since I’ve said “Hi” to an old friend..

Hi Cat

Hi Rick!!

Ice Princesses deserve tea and cake. Also ice cream.

Yaaay!! I have been waaaaaay to practical today, I mean.. Maybe not "way to".
But it is pollen season, so cleaning.. gosh.. so much dusting off and vacuuming! And generally, tidying up, laundry.. all the fun stuff (I am not even joking, I like doing the laundry.. ).

As well as working out..

Yeah, may I have a huuuuuuuge cuppa nighttime herbal tea and ice-cream with cookies on the side?! Pleaaaase!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Well, part of the day went quickly at least. I’d better have something to do from 3-5, otherwise that time is just painful!

 

[AtramentousRex]

Hi Rick!!



Yaaay!! I have been waaaaaay to practical today, I mean.. Maybe not "way to".
But it is pollen season, so cleaning.. gosh.. so much dusting off and vacuuming! And generally, tidying up, laundry.. all the fun stuff (I am not even joking, I like doing the laundry.. ).

As well as working out..

Yeah, may I have a huuuuuuuge cuppa nighttime herbal tea and ice-cream with cookies on the side?! Pleaaaase!

I would be exhilarated to serve my beautiful princess the best treats, on the finest China. I have missed our talks my friend. I pray you are well. *bows*

 

[Cat]

I'm stealing the ice-cream and cookies

https://media.tenor.com/_jHMKINZLOUAAAAM/steal-this-is-mine.gif

No no no... You do not!!

...I am not too proud to be throwing a tantrum!!

 

[AtramentousRex]

I'm stealing the ice-cream and cookies

https://media.tenor.com/_jHMKINZLOUAAAAM/steal-this-is-mine.gif

https://tenor.com/bhuWQ.gif

 

[Cat]

I would be exhilarated to serve my beautiful princess the best treats, on the finest China. I have missed our talks my friend. I pray you are well. *bows*

And you just made me sigh with such a calm feeling!!

It is had indeed been a long time, very, very long.

 

[Cat]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/fGQ4jGXSjd8AAAAd/nope-mine-poor-kitty.gif

https://media.tenor.com/5KO_oXgOPXgAAAAi/cat.gif

Not amused!! Hmpf!

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Today was at least a week long...

- I deserve to read a little manga while having some snacks!!

I only share snacks under a duvet. Careful not to spill crumbs!

 

[Cat]

I only share snacks under a duvet. Careful not to spill crumbs!

.... No cookies in bed!! Ice-cream is okay, but no food that crumbles.

 

[Chillygirl]

Ugh I just realized I can’t wander half naked in my apartment this week. The roofers are here.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Ugh I just realized I can’t wander half naked in my apartment this week. The roofers are here.

And?

That sounds like a perfect time to me!

 

[AtramentousRex]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/gcUbykaeChkAAAAd/cat-kitten.gif

Excuse you. Have you been given royal dispensation?

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Am I really interesting, ?