What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[kreemi_pi]

My toes are cold

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

It’s two days before October 1st. Why is my a/c still on? Oh because it’s a flippin’ 88 degrees outside and my car was reading 91.

 

[kreemi_pi]

These panties are so cute. I should wear 'em on a date.

 

[Taegul]

They say that "practice makes perfect." Bullshit, I say. If that saying were true, then how in the Hell do I still overeat at mealtime and feel like a gelatinous blob dragging myself around after literal decades of daily practice eating meals? It makes no fucking sense. I should be a pro by now, yet here I am ready to take someone's eye out with the top button from my jeans.

Fire in the hole!

 

[Cthulhu1138]

No, I don’t think so as yoof is actually in the Cambridge dictionary. Yoof is a slang term for youth. Yes, I looked it up and I looked up teef and while there are some definitions nothing to do with teeth.

That must be the Cockney spelling of "yute"

 

[Hornymwtxn]

There’s a cascade commercial that’s driving me insane…the guy says detergent with a hard G instead of a soft G. It just sounds like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Sounds like you need Calgon
"take me away"

 

[Nightbird]

All this talk about "Yoof" and "Youth" reminds me of the movie My Cousin Vinny.. "These two Yoots"

 

[Sexy_Singer]

My body hurts.

Vans are too fucking expensive.

 

[ericalauren]

I want to eat something chocolaty!

 

[MissSNG]

I don’t want to get up early tomorrow, it’s gonna be stupid early

 

[kreemi_pi]

Sunday sunday sunday sunday

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Why oh why won’t he just go away???
A square peg never fits into a round hole

 

[kreemi_pi]

Trying to think up a funny reply to the thread "Analingus Anyone?" My brain seems a little constipated.

 

[Jaws82]

Trying to think up a funny reply to the thread "Analingus Anyone?" My brain seems a little constipated.

At least it’s you’re brain constipated in this situation

 

[Anastasia1999]

They say that "practice makes perfect." Bullshit, I say. If that saying were true, then how in the Hell do I still overeat at mealtime and feel like a gelatinous blob dragging myself around after literal decades of daily practice eating meals? It makes no fucking sense. I should be a pro by now, yet here I am ready to take someone's eye out with the top button from my jeans.

Fire in the hole!

Welcome to the middle age spread

 

[awired50]

Blue Monday

 

[GallantWriter]

I wish my stomach would stop hurting.

 

[rycat25]

Have to get up in an hour.

 

[Iwillgo]

It's a nice day for a bike ride.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I need somebody to handcuff me to a chair

I need to stop going to the fridge

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I need somebody to handcuff me to a chair

I need to stop going to the fridge

I will just drag the fridge closer to the bed. You're gonna need fluids and nourishment

 

[AmberLGreen]

None of you kept me away from the fridge and now I have eaten a whole punnet of cherries. There is a chance that I might be starring in a remake of the cherry scene from The Witches of Eastwick later

 

[cheekygirl75]

One of you kept me away from the fridge and now I have eaten a whole punnet of cherries. There is a chance that I might be starring in a remake of the cherry scene from The Witches of Eastwick later

TIL that “punnet” is a word. Too bad it’s not five letters and won’t help me in Wordle.

 

[Sundayschild]

TIL that “punnet” is a word. Too bad it’s not five letters and won’t help me in Wordle.

I tried to think of a joke but I couldn't quite pun it

 

[jason28053]

TIL that “punnet” is a word. Too bad it’s not five letters and won’t help me in Wordle.

What the word for 1/2 a punnet? And don’t say cunnet