Why can't guys be like me and beat off to ladies posts, without them knowingYeah, because you getting horny and then wanting playtime with others is SO arousing.If you have time to post, you have time to find some porn to get yourself off.
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You're one of a kind man....Why can't guys be like me and beat off to ladies posts, without them knowing
You have to keep a little mystery
Good, keeps me guessing
Exactly. Pretend we're your wife and hide it from us.Why can't guys be like me and beat off to ladies posts, without them knowing
How did you know ?????Exactly. Pretend we're your wife and hide it from us.
I'd rather watch you honestly.....How did you know ?????
Can't hide anything from you lol
I knew someone was watchingI'd rather watch you honestly.....
What I the great googly moogly is a "punnet"?None of you kept me away from the fridge and now I have eaten a whole punnet of cherries. There is a chance that I might be starring in a remake of the cherry scene from The Witches of Eastwick later
punnet
They say you can only eat as many cherries as those you have βtakenβ so with a whole punnet I salute you.None of you kept me away from the fridge and now I have eaten a whole punnet of cherries. There is a chance that I might be starring in a remake of the cherry scene from The Witches of Eastwick later
You need to put the subtitles on
Shame on you! Go and sit on the naughty step for the whole day and take the dictionary with you
Can you read them and scoff cherries
I am exceptional at multitasking
You mean it isn't a very tiny play on words ?
Are you calling me an uncultured drunken jerk with a nice butt who should throw himself out a window?!?Shame on you! Go and sit on the naughty step for the whole day and take the dictionary with you
Your words to learn today are:
callipygian
Cretin
Crapulous
Defenestrate
Sonder
