What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Advice of the day: ignore your problems just like you ignored those red flags.

 

[Happyfun1]

Would be great to meet a nice sexy lady who’s in the mood to chat?

 

[ShaneoD]

That lady in front of me in the queue at the supermarket wearing the "look at how amazing my arse is" leggings, I have no idea what her face looks like

 

[Bloodandglitter]

That my test results come back good

 

[Mrtenant]

Wandering wondering

 

[munch2much]

My bath is a delight. I may stay here an hour or two

 

[Xerxes82]

I doubt she'd believe it, because we don't interact that way, but I've spent entirely too much time today fantasizing about licking her pussy.

I just want her to sit on my face and grind until she has a screaming, quivering orgasm (or three).

 

[SimplyMsT]

I'm thinking about closing the Cantina ...

 

[Hornymwtxn]

On those "person above you" type threads I wish people would "reply" so that we could see the person they are replying to.

Sometimes the replies happen so fast you don't know which person is replying to whom and also those on ignore don't show up so I have no idea who they are replying to if they don't actually "reply" to a specific post.

I have close to 200 on ignore and that may seem like a lot but tbh life is too short

 

[Tallulah82]

I have close to 200 on ignore and that may seem like a lot but tbh life is too short

Am I on ignore? Am I? Am I? Am I?

 

[MrPimms]

Am I on ignore? Am I? Am I? Am I?

Who said that?

 

[Tallulah82]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE KICK MY ARSE SO I TRY TO LOSE WEIGHT AGAIN!

Where the fuck has my motivation gone?

 

[Sundayschild]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE KICK MY ARSE SO I TRY TO LOSE WEIGHT AGAIN!

Where the fuck has my motivation gone?

Same

 

[MrPimms]

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE KICK MY ARSE SO I TRY TO LOSE WEIGHT AGAIN!

Where the fuck has my motivation gone?

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE KICK MY ARSE SO I TRY TO LOSE WEIGHT AGAIN!

Where the fuck has my motivation gone?

Aisle four: motivation.

 

[Tallulah82]

Who said that?

Dude, don't make me start to question if I'm even really here.

Same

Want to meet up and feed each other cream cakes whilst we poke each others bellies?

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I doubt she'd believe it, because we don't interact that way, but I've spent entirely too much time today fantasizing about licking her pussy.

I just want her to sit on my face and grind until she has a screaming, quivering orgasm (or three).

Whoa. Lucky woman, whoever she is!

 

[MrPimms]

Dude, don't make me start to question if I'm even really here.

I did that in front of a mirror. Summoned a demon. Bastard thing ran off and moved in next door.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I wonder what it says about me that my coworker walked back to my office to show me how long her banana was

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wonder what it says about me that my coworker walked back to my office to show me how long her banana was

 

[Tallulah82]

I wonder what it says about me that my coworker walked back to my office to show me how long her banana was

It says maybe I should be showing you my banana.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

It says maybe I should be showing you my banana.

Don't tease me on a Wednesday. Ill be refreshing my inbox every .03 seconds.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It says maybe I should be showing you my banana.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

View attachment 2569891

I wish boys did this with dick pics...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I wish boys did this with dick pics...

How many dicks you think most boys have on hand?

 

[MrPimms]

I’m confused.

Is banana code for something? If so, does banana feature on this ‘list’?

Existence of the list cannot be confirmed or denied. It is Schroedinger’s list.