What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

 

[jonnoback]

Why do I smell like catnip? And I don’t even have a cat.

(I was trimming a plant that smells like it. No idea what it’s called.)

 

[angelofthenorth]

Do not assume that I am automatically going to play, I will decide if I am going to play, I will decide with whom I shall play with, so yer can take yer cheesy little dick and fuck off!

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Why do I smell like catnip? And I don’t even have a cat.

(I was trimming a plant that smells like it. No idea what it’s called.)

Novel way to attract pussy

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Do not assume that I am automatically going to play, I will decide if I am going to play, I will decide with whom I shall play with, so yer can take yer cheesy little dick and fuck off!

I have a friend that may be able to help you with your problem.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I have a friend that may be able to help you with your problem.

when yer right , yer right

 

[Klaus_Smith]

That I hope I don’t feel this crappy all day.

 

[angelofthenorth]

you've lost it, you won't get that back...not all at once. He fucks his wife in installments!

 

[snexxer]

Do not assume that I am automatically going to play, I will decide if I am going to play, I will decide with whom I shall play with, so yer can take yer cheesy little dick and fuck off!

Send them this and say its for the dick cheese.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Send them this and say its for the dick cheese.
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Throw some Vienna sausages in there for good "measure"

 

[angelofthenorth]

Send them this and say its for the dick cheese.
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they're probably not that big

 

[snexxer]

they're probably not that big

You could reply with one of these.

Your dick is so small, you can play ring toss with cheerios

If you ran into a wall with an erection, you would only break your nose

Your dick is so small, it goes from A to Z on an American keyboard

They say it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. But it take a LONG time to cross the ocean in a rowboat!

Your dick is so small, you pee on your nuts

Your dick is so small, you popped your last girlfriend

I'd would have a conversation about your dick, but I don't like small talk

Your dick is so small, I've seen more meat in a vegetarian restaurant

Your hung like a horse...fly

Your penis is so small, the sperm exit single file

 

[Hornymwtxn]

you've lost it, you won't get that back...not all at once. He fucks his wife in installments!

With a ballon payment maybe?

 

[angelofthenorth]

With a ballon payment maybe?

this was a reply I sent a work mate, when he told me he had loaned some money

 

[Wishingbox]

I’m think that it’s the weekend and I should have slept in but my body wouldn’t let me.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

this was a reply I sent a work mate, when he told me he had loaned some money

One of the best things about retirement is no more coworkers.

 

[angelofthenorth]

One of the best things about retirement is no more coworkers.

I'm semi so one foot in two worlds

 

[snexxer]

you'll never know if you don't go
you'll never shine if you don't glow

You never know when the nibbles will strike

 

[snexxer]

One of the best things about retirement is no more coworkers.

I wholeheartedly agree.
Life has been less stressful since I retired.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Why the fuck do over 65’s do their shopping on a Saturday morning, ffs
You’ve had all week to go shopping, when the rest of us couldn’t, so why now?????

 

[hugh_jarce69]

And another thing……….

Women have a sixth sense to be wary of who, or what is around them. Wherever they are.
Why the fuck does that get left behind at the supermarket door?
No spacial awareness, no idea of who’s behind them, or……..


Oh shit, was she doing that on purpose? Oh bugger

 

[Bloodandglitter]

That I need to color my hair again

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I wish I could go for a walk

 

[beachbaby179]

Why the fuck do over 65’s do their shopping on a Saturday morning, ffs
You’ve had all week to go shopping, when the rest of us couldn’t, so why now?????

We're shopping. But for younger men, silly.

 

[angelofthenorth]

how many pairs of clean knickers can a girl get through in 1 day..........