What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Chloe_Harper]

Nope... all dudes or chicks with dicks.. happy hunting.

Who told you about my dick collection?!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I would like to opt out of cleaning and laundry today.

 

[Naughtylo]

Wouldnt we all lol

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

just get over here so I can fucking hug you!

 

[GetNerdy]

How in December, where more or less everything is sleeping, do I still have a list of things to do in the garden?

 

[Apisto42]

It’s nice seeing the deer enjoy the back meadow. Just as long as they stay off the fecking road.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I would like to opt out of cleaning and laundry today.

I would like to do that every day, please and thank you!

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I should have re-painted my toenails before I took those pictures... Silly princess!

 

[dkak001]

Dude! I'm totally a chick with multiple ding dongs!

Even out of context, this has to be entered into my quote of the year list...

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Even out of context, this has to be entered into my quote of the year list...

Be careful, I'll add you to my collection of Ding Dongs!

 

[barefootgirl69]

That was a stupid move, bfg.
(sorry, TPH. I can't help myself!)

Also...eating jalapeños when you have a sore throat is not fun. Trust me.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Me: "Have them fill out this form, etc"

Worker: "I don't think we use that form anymore, I'll figure it out."

WTactualF?

 

[Cwtchseeker]

I needed that boost today.

 

[NudieUser]

Hmmm.. what to eat?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Um...patty melts are still hamburgers, dude. Just because the bread/bun is different doesn't change that fact. If it's minced, it's a burger.

 

[Guffawlin]

I should curse my ancestors for settling somewhere that has winter.....

 

[snexxer]

Um...patty melts are still hamburgers, dude. Just because the bread/bun is different doesn't change that fact. If it's minced, it's a burger.

Unless its a vegetable.

No vegetarians, Its not a sausage or a burger or even fake bacon and chicken. Those are our MEAT words.

You can have Patty, and Rissole.

 

[Guffawlin]

Shhhh, don't summon the vegatarians, right after that is the vegans and then no one is gonna be able to enjoy dinner.....

 

[Apisto42]

Um...patty melts are still hamburgers, dude. Just because the bread/bun is different doesn't change that fact. If it's minced, it's a burger.

So … are you saying a ground beef taco is a burger? *he asks innocently*

 

[cheekygirl75]

Spider, you’d better not crawl over my head!

 

[Apisto42]

Spider, you’d better not crawl over my head!

It’s okay, it’s not the season for egg laying.

 

[cheekygirl75]

It’s okay, it’s not the season for egg laying.

I don’t care, he needs to stay away! If he stays away from the ceiling above my head, he gets to live

 

[Taegul]

Now I'm hungry for a Taco Bell cheeseburger

 

[Wisconsin1965]

Is it time to go home yet?