What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Why is it dull? Have you been cutting the cheese with it?

No, but when I was getting my Dad dressed today, he farted as I was behind him trying to pull up his pants. So he was the one cutting the cheese.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Only stocking fillers i want this year are a nice pair of legs in them.

Oooo

Me too.

 

[snexxer]

At least I'm consistent.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ok nice pens & book light ordered! The book light looked so useful (I got one that goes around your neck) so I had to get one for myself too. It will make it seem more realistic to my nieces if Santa gave us both a book light, right??

 

[Blackbird93]

I may have blushed a little when my work crush said she liked how my shirt looked on me today.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I'm here, fuckers. Wacha got.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm here, fuckers. Wacha got.

*Throws popcorn at you*

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

*Throws popcorn at you*

I knew you fucking loved me.


As a fucking brother.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

@cheekygirl75

What's with the fucking "like"

I'm a whore.

 

[sammyIammy]

If I were gifting my mom stocking stuffers this year I would get her

An eyeglasses cleaning kit
A cute new AirPods case
Homemade cute/kidsey friendship bracelets
A strip of photos of my sister and I at a mall photo booth
Her favourite chocolate bars (caramilk) Pens/sharpies
A tiny book light
Cute drink cosies for when she was hosting
Lip balm
Hand cream
A handmade 2025 ornament that incorporates all of her grandchildren’s birth-month flowers

Love this

 

[cheekygirl75]

@cheekygirl75

What's with the fucking "like"

I'm a whore.

Better?

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Better?

Uh huh

 

[Peter_Out]

Ok nice pens

Why thank you, I'm rather proud of it!

(I have new reading glasses on my Christmas wish list.)

 

[EvaLane]

Love this

Anddddd I guess to be fair… this is what I would get my dad for stocking stuffers this year.

Pocket hand warmers
A homemade keychain accessory of a mini tire rim
A bumper sticker (The Incredibles themed)
New razors (his brand, the cheap green handle kind)
A small framed photo of my mom and him when they were younger
A poker chip “tobacco” grinder (reminiscent of one I found in the centre console as a kid)
An engraved pen with his buisness name on it
A homemade ornament in the shape of a croissant

 

[Chillygirl]

Just one day of easy breezy beautiful cover girl would be nice

 

[SimplyMsT]

I think it's time for an early bedtime ...

*poof*

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

@Wand3rlust

Wtf? Et tu?

 

[Hornymwtxn]

No, but when I was getting my Dad dressed today, he farted as I was behind him trying to pull up his pants. So he was the one cutting the cheese.

Did you accidentally pull his finger?

 

[Wand3rlust]

@Wand3rlust

Wtf? Et tu?

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Did you accidentally pull his finger?

I did not!

 

[dkak001]

Nothing ends a hot intimate moment quite like a dog barfing on the floor next to you...

 

[dkak001]

Nothing ends a hot intimate moment quite like a dog barfing on the floor next to you...

Twice! The fuck!

 

[ShaneoD]

Well that was an interesting night