What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

Who's idea was it to make the emoji 🍆 represent a cock? Damned emoji doesn't look like a cock, it doesn't even look like an eggplant!!
 
I’m thinking, past me is an idiot. I dumped my clean laundry on the bed as a tactic, to make myself fold it and put it away tonight because I can’t defer to tomorrow.
Past you is an evil genius 💀
Well, it worked. Now I’m staring at the laundry, knowing the happy place is buried beneath it 😩
Wait a second, who exactly is buried beneath this laundry?
 
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