What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Shady_nz]

Will this guy ever stop complaining

Disclaimer: Not about anyone on Lit

 

[Fiestykitten]

God, im a dick

Wait!
*things I would do if I had a dick*
1) pee standing up
2) write my name in the snow
3) see how many donut holes I can do
4) jizz in a sock and leave it for my teenage boy to wash.... ask me why
5) helicopter
6) use it like a stick shift for giggles
7) make it flop up and down
8) teabag someone

im too lazy to keep going with the list. I think 8 is good to start
* what the fuck is wrong with me?*

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

Will my nap mean I can have an extra glass of wine?

And 7) flop up and down always seems hilarious. That’d be at the top of my list.

 

[Shady_nz]

OH. MY. GOD!!! That is amazing!!

 

[Jeanie98]

Probably shouldn't have cut my own bangs on 2 hours of sleep and enough caffeine that im not sure when I last blinked.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Probably shouldn't have cut my own bangs on 2 hours of sleep and enough caffeine that im not sure when I last blinked.

Show us!

 

[Jeanie98]

Show us!

No
For two reasons, 1. I don't do photos on here and 2. My hand is shaking from the caffeine and I dont think i could hold the phone steady to take a picture

 

[Shenanigans90]

No
For two reasons, 1. I don't do photos on here and 2. My hand is shaking from the caffeine and I dont think i could hold the phone steady to take a picture

I apologize, I was only joking.

 

[Jeanie98]

I apologize, I was only joking.

Absolutely not an issue. I didn't take it to mean anything at all. Please don't worry about it

 

[ericalauren]

I had to babysit today, which cut into my sleeping time. I'm now on baby bird duty the whole night. I'm exhausted!

 

[Shady_nz]

I had to babysit today, which cut into my sleeping time. I'm now on baby bird duty the whole night. I'm exhausted!

 

[Sunlover102]

I need a new book.
I might go have a shower.
I might get off the sofa.
But I might not.
The sun is streaming thru the window and its getting really hot here.
Sigh I might have to move.....

Ohhhh saved by a cloud.
Think I might stop thinking now.

The end.

 

[Brave Maximus]

I'm kinda lonely tonight.

 

[liliput1]

Why is it if you expect someone to last three minutes in sex that’s more than reasonable but three minutes in a hug and you’re the weirdo?

 

[goodMoaning67]

Why is it if you expect someone to last three minutes in sex that’s more than reasonable but three minutes in a hug and you’re the weirdo?

I don't know why it is that way, but I absolutely think three minutes of hugging should not be wierd

 

[jonnoback]

That I need to get ready and have a shower

 

[Adrian81]

I really should get a shave. Organised my stuff but can't be arsed because of the heat. Fuzzy bastard

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Oh, brother.

 

[saintcero]

I’m thinking about my wife’s lover fucking her. It’s been a month since she last gave me her pussy and I’m about to go crazy.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, brother.

I think you said this too soon.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I think you said this too soon.

At least it happened after morning coffee.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

It's legendary. *nods head wisely*

Few remember. Newbs don't know what they missed.

 

[ShaneoD]

Why do bees and wasps seem to be sexually attracted to sun block?

 

[Apisto42]

Few remember. Newbs don't know what they missed.

I’ve been around for a bit shorter than sliced bread and have no clue as to what you are referring to. Was it good? Bad? Fabulous? Or just mildly titillating for a few select peeps?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

I’ve been around for a bit shorter than sliced bread and have no clue as to what you are referring to. Was it good? Bad? Fabulous? Or just mildly titillating for a few select peeps?

It was...legendary.