MidwestPrincess23
screw the halo
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you know cooking naked is hazardous, yes?Only if you show me naked.
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you know cooking naked is hazardous, yes?Only if you show me naked.
Only bacon.you know cooking naked is hazardous, yes?
nah, that's the the MOST dangerous!Only bacon.
Only if you show me naked.
A cheap one.Microsoft is the devil, and Skype'smama is a hoe
That works.And I repeat- no one wants to see me naked.
You can be naked and I’ll show you…
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV, so...If a bottle of wine doesn't have that little nutritional info sticker on it, does that mean I can drink the whole bottle and be healthy![]()
Well, "Doctor", you didn't actually answer my questionI'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV, so...
Hush about Skype. If it weren't for that app I'd have missed out on way too much filthy fun with strangersMicrosoft is the devil, and Skype's mama is a hoe
That’s my philosophyIf a bottle of wine doesn't have that little nutritional info sticker on it, does that mean I can drink the whole bottle and be healthy![]()
Exactly, which is why it not working is such a problem!Hush about Skype. If it weren't for that app I'd have missed out on way too much filthy fun with strangers![]()
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So, in general, drinking a whole bottle of wine is healthy, due to the antioxidant and antibacterial properties of the tannins. But you may wake up with a slight headache, and your pussy might hurt like a son of a bitch.Well, "Doctor", you didn't actually answer my question
If a bottle of wine doesn't have that little nutritional info sticker on it, does that mean I can drink the whole bottle and be healthy![]()
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV, so...
this tracks...So, in general, drinking a whole bottle of wine is healthy, due to the antioxidant and antibacterial properties of the tannins. But you may wake up with a slight headache, and your pussy might hurt like a son of a bitch.
He clearly thinks I'm drinking through the other lipsthis tracks...
but wait... why does one's pussy hurt???
Because the guy you're with DIDN'T drink a whole bottle of wine...this tracks...
but wait... why does one's pussy hurt???
Best share your ID with me so I can... er... see if I can helpExactly, which is why it not working is such a problem!
Bottle of wine, probably still gtg. Now whisky… THERES your problem.Because the guy you're with DIDN'T drink a whole bottle of wine...
What, you've never heard of "white zinfandel dick"?Bottle of wine, probably still gtg. Now whisky… THERES your problem.![]()
I mean....I kind of doAnd I repeat- no one wants to see me naked.
You can be naked and I’ll show you…
Sorry, that's top secret intelligenceBest share your ID with me so I can... er... see if I can help![]()
I have to imagine my 19yr old self did. WZD is probably a favor to everyone, bad times for all involved otherwiseWhat, you've never heard of "white zinfandel dick"?