What are you thinking right now (v2)

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Wierdo night at Trader Joes.

A guy who was hanging out outside of Trader Joes watched me as I walked in. Then he proceeded to follow me all over Trader Joes. Every time I looked up, he was next to me pretending to read ingredients on packages, examining produce, etc. after the fifth time this happened I gave him a scathing look and pushed my cart to the other side of the store. A little while later, when I was checking out, I saw him being escorted out of the store by two employees. They had found him in the bathroom. Naked.

The full moon isn't even until Sunday.


That brings the meaning to the " Simply Naked" food products to a completely different level!:eek:
 
I just read that elevated stress and anxiety can sometimes cause spontaneous orgasms.

I should be a puddle right now.
 
It's time I went to bed. I want to read my book, but I know I'm gonna fall asleep as soon as I get between the sheets. :(
 
That quinoa salad I had for dinner wasn't all that good, but at least it was low-calorie, low fat, low sodium, and high protein.

Now I just need some ice cream. :rolleyes:
 
That quinoa salad I had for dinner wasn't all that good, but at least it was low-calorie, low fat, low sodium, and high protein.

Now I just need some ice cream. :rolleyes:

I love the way you think!!! :rose:
 
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