What are you thinking right now (v2)

[beachbaby179]

Why is it that men and women here insist that all body types are beautiful, but in all the "sexy" threads we only see pictures of model types?

 

[lacycheeks]

The red and yellow lights look better than the blue and green

 

[AKS]

Can't wait to fuck him

 

[36524]

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[Davesmith42]

Thinking alone in the office and I should be getting naughty

 

[BradBigBrain]

Thinking that I'm glad I manscaped today and it feels like a sauna in my work office. In thinking of taking off my jeans but that may not be kosher.

 

[1Browneyedguy]

I went to my office one day,
For a look at the computers & maybe some play.
But a Litster had gotten in,
And was making some sin
Even thou they had nothing to say️

 

[sultan_sd]

Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.

 

[lilydance]

Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot.

but you're a cute idiot.

 

[jameslewis]

https://36.media.tumblr.com/769c67ac46ae7278d04185c038f02fd9/tumblr_nzdm16U9dD1u5vxd6o1_400.jpg

https://49.media.tumblr.com/0e6b8d3ea2c69112d8f899aafdb2108c/tumblr_nzdm16U9dD1u5vxd6o2_500.gif

 

[emsway]

I don't want the branch to come down on my neighbor's house, but I don't relish the thought of listening to chainsaws all night, either.

 

[Misshotndeep]

https://36.media.tumblr.com/769c67ac46ae7278d04185c038f02fd9/tumblr_nzdm16U9dD1u5vxd6o1_400.jpg

https://49.media.tumblr.com/0e6b8d3ea2c69112d8f899aafdb2108c/tumblr_nzdm16U9dD1u5vxd6o2_500.gif

Have I told you how much I love your memes?

 

[37_ttej]

https://36.media.tumblr.com/769c67ac46ae7278d04185c038f02fd9/tumblr_nzdm16U9dD1u5vxd6o1_400.jpg

https://49.media.tumblr.com/0e6b8d3ea2c69112d8f899aafdb2108c/tumblr_nzdm16U9dD1u5vxd6o2_500.gif

Damn! Me be doing it wrong way round!
Me be all like:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bitch, give me some head
An' I'll fuck yer ass too

And then all:

"Excuse me, my dear, would it greatly inconvenience you if I undid the zip slowly?"

 

[ydahecnot]

Siiigh.

 

[36524]

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[PattiJolene]

the stars are beautiful tonight l really need to gaze.

 

[Misshotndeep]

I have made some pretty awesome friends on here.

 

[ImSinister]

Food or wank?

 

[Misshotndeep]

How much I miss certain activities.

 

[LadyVer]

Nothing.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'm thinking I liked it better when I associated the word "knotty" with trees and being difficult...

 

[Misshotndeep]

I'm thinking I liked it better when I associated the word "knotty" with trees and being difficult...

ROFL I would have paid to see your face when you entered that thread.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

ROFL I would have paid to see your face when you entered that thread.

I'm too old for such foolishness as that..lol and I'm not a kink shamer, either..but..
https://lisagawlas.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/holy-cow.jpg

 

[Misshotndeep]

I'm too old for such foolishness as that..lol and I'm not a kink shamer, either..but..
https://lisagawlas.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/holy-cow.jpg

ROFL!

 

[JennyNo1]

I wish I'd get a reply.