What are you thinking?

[Wand3rlust]

I'm not sure..

 

[AmberLGreen]

Did you not create your own thread for this bullshit?

 

[Anastasia1999]

No bank holiday for me tomorrow. Boo hoo!!

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I still have meat to put in the freezer.
But a bowl of chocolate too .

 

[Esslemont]

A life that is spent sowing the seeds of joy….


Results in a harvest that is both bountiful and lasting.


Babe…i am always thankful that I was able to plant my seed of joy in you.
Twice.

And look at the the harvest that we reaped.
God Bless those amazing kids of ours.

Have a good day my love. Don’t burn your ivory skin.
It would be a shame.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Why do we still not have a vaccine against the common cold?

 

[cole4258]

Thinking it is nice to just enjoy the view this morning

 

[kathyisgr65]

I'm thinking it's crazy that Pantera is my lullaby

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Don't let the door hit you on the way out!

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

Why do we still not have a vaccine against the common cold?

I think I read somewhere you can't catch the same cold twice. That the virus mutates so much they'd never keep up with vaccinations..
Idk.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I think I read somewhere you can't catch the same cold twice. That the virus mutates so much they'd never keep up with vaccinations..
Idk.

Oh ok, thanks. I didn't know that. But sadly that truly sucks.

 

[BongoGal]

I think that it is always interesting/amusing to answer the phone and have a conversation with someone who has no idea at all that his or her call interrupted me while masturbating.

 

[GhostOfFAS]

Boarded a 737 Max 8. Definitely not sitting by the door.

 

[dontneedone]

I think that it is always interesting/amusing to answer the phone and have a conversation with someone who has no idea at all that his or her call interrupted me while masturbating.

YES! This happens quite often, and I think the same thing.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I think that it is always interesting/amusing to answer the phone and have a conversation with someone who has no idea at all that his or her call interrupted me while masturbating.

Why would you answer the call?

 

[Crownvic]

Need to call my SIL...

 

[vibes]

Why would you answer the call?

At times one has to ... and interrupting activities can be harder than expected

 

[BongoGal]

Why would you answer the call?

Sometimes, it is the best option. I will admit to getting a thrill from talking to a guy who is oblivious to my aroused state. They'd probably spit out their coffee if I even hinted at it.
"You sound out of breath. Are you okay?"
"Oh, I'm fine. It's just that when the phone rang, I was about fifteen seconds away from rubbing out what was going to be a doozie of an orgasm."
"Excuse me? I may have misheard you."
"Never mind. What are you calling about?"

 

[Scotchlander]

I think that it is always interesting/amusing to answer the phone and have a conversation with someone who has no idea at all that his or her call interrupted me while masturbating.

I had a mate that used to answer calls from a call center.

He would say …. Do you know I was just fuc@ing a woman and your call has disturbed me to ask about new fu@king windows

 

[Apisto42]

Back when spam calls were made by Americans and not a call center in India, I used to ask them what color their underpants were.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I just read through a thread that had its replies shut down, but I had so many comments to make!
I now have brain blue balls.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

*sigh*

 

[curious_slut]

I truly despise checking my voicemail.

 

[Nightbird]

Why the hell is it that everytime the microwave gets used it knocks out the WIFI??

 

[munch2much]

Why the hell is it that everytime the microwave gets used it knocks out the WIFI??

Nobody likes being used