What are you?

[emsway]

I am not going to faint.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am the terror that flaps in the night.
I am the pustulant blister that bursts in your boot.
I am the butter that burns in your pan.
I am the repairman who tells you your warranty has run out.
I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus.
I am the moth that seeks your porch light.
I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice.

I am Darkwing Duck!

 

[texas cop]

I am a silver tongued devil.

 

[NaughtyRedSiren]

I am no Angel.

 

[bogusguy]

I am a viewer of boobs!
I am a lit addict, though that seems to be dwindling

 

[MaryanneB]

Bored today....

 

[GothAngelBabe]

Every guys buddy once they know me..but a lonely heart that yearns for more even when she is attached..yes paradoxical..

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

...Hoping I can stay awake long enough to see Game 7 of the hockey play offs tonight. It will be a challenge. I am "Friday tired."

Hi Ang!

 

[Chloesub937]

I am awake too late

 

[beachbaby179]

...Hoping I can stay awake long enough to see Game 7 of the hockey play offs tonight. It will be a challenge. I am "Friday tired."

Hi Ang!

Oh come on LIG! Its GAME7!!!! Watch with someone and have them poke you once in a while!

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Oh come on LIG! Its GAME7!!!! Watch with someone and have them poke you once in a while!

I may need you to volunteer to do that virtually.

 

[beachbaby179]

I may need you to volunteer to do that virtually.

BUZZ!!!!!!

 

[LifeIsGood3976]

Ok, I'm awake now. My daughter just called me outside and there was a SNAKE in the yard!!!!!!

 

[GothAngelBabe]

Ok, I'm awake now. My daughter just called me outside and there was a SNAKE in the yard!!!!!!

yikes those I hate!

Hi life! [Hugs]

 

[beachbaby179]

Ok, I'm awake now. My daughter just called me outside and there was a SNAKE in the yard!!!!!!

That'll do it!

 

[BlackCashmere]

I am envious of anyone who lives by the Mountains or the Beach...to have that serenity close would be heavenly on a daily basis...

 

[sereneone4u]

I am an alpha female while submissive to One.

 

[sereneone4u]

I am envious of anyone who lives by the Mountains or the Beach...to have that serenity close would be heavenly on a daily basis...

I live by the mountains and the beach. I am Serene also.

 

[BlackCashmere]

I live by the mountains and the beach. I am Serene also.

First of all...I am SO happy to see you again...such a tendering loving soul this board needs...I have been thinking of you...and your daughter...I hope all is well with your both...

I didn't know you lived by the mountains AND ocean...I am coming over...

And of course you are serene...literally...

 

[papadoc19]

All things to all people but in the end just me...

 

[Spenser41]

I'm a musician, singer, songwriter, cartoonist, lover of books and a friend to many and a listener to those needing an ear. Yes I have a big heart.

 

[papadoc19]

More than an idea...

 

[RoyceConnors]

A whole lot of used to be.

 

[papadoc19]

A sweet asshole

 

[WildViolet]

I am thankful