What do you lie about?

[GoodbyeGirl]

Can be anything you tell any level of lie about - white lies, deep dark secret lies, or anything in between. For example:

I lie about how attracted I am to my husband's best friend.

 

[WarderM]

Can be anything you tell any level of lie about - white lies, deep dark secret lies, or anything in between. For example:

I lie about how attracted I am to my husband's best friend.

I lie about how much sex I get. I also lie about not being attracted to a lady at work. She is so sexy.

 

[emma_the_librarian]

I lie about how bad the movie was, if he really liked it.
But I'm a terrible liar and he laughs at me.

 

[WarderM]

Can be anything you tell any level of lie about - white lies, deep dark secret lies, or anything in between. For example:

I lie about how attracted I am to my husband's best friend.

Do you say you are or are not attracted to him?

 

[sweetsophie512]

I lie about how sleepy I am sometimes.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I always lie about naps. And I don't know why. 1) taking them is that embarrassing. 2) it's apparently incredibly obvious when I do.

Answer phone

"Hello?"

"Were you asleep?"

(Yes)

"Nah. What's up? Know what's going on tonight?"

 

[papadoc19]

I lie about my moods...

 

[SimplyMsT]

I don't have to lie ...

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

I lie that my wife's crazy moods don't bother me....

 

[lacandy]

I lie about what I'm doing on the computer when husband asks (which is rare)

 

[SweetSam42]

I lie that my best friend's kids aren't the worst behaved kids I've ever met. And I know she's mainly to blame for it.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I lie when I say I stalk people....I use the term, "stalking" as a compliment - saying that the woman is worthy of being stalked....but I do not stalk ever...

 

[Aquagal]

I lie when my friend does my hair.

 

[Paul_Chance]

I'll turn an intrusive question with a white lie - often something truly outrageous just to see if the person will call me on it. Most don't. I like the people who do.

 

[Shadowmist99]

I lie about how I'm feeling. Men...when a woman says she's fine, never, ever believe her. Lol

 

[elli1]

i lie when i tell certain people why i haven't contacted them in weeks/months

 

[BreezySnow]

I lie about my feelings also.

 

[NotHisLady]

I smile and lie about how 'happy' my marriage is.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I lie about how I'm feeling. Men...when a woman says she's fine, never, ever believe her. Lol

HA HA right??


i'm thankful to have men that already know how that "FINE" thing works.


I lie about my fantasies. They're pretty much always dirtier than I'm willing to admit to.

 

[Shadowmist99]

HA HA right??


i'm thankful to have men that already know how that "FINE" thing works.


I lie about my fantasies. They're pretty much always dirtier than I'm willing to admit to.

Lol...you're lucky. Most men simply want to believe the fine and move on. And for the most part...I'm fine with that.

 

[Treasured]

I lie when I see an ugly baby. I try to cover it and say aww he/she is precious. Meaning aww. They were beat with the ugly stick. Those who know me know when I say precious I'm really mean damn that's one ugly baby.

 

[lacandy]

I smile and lie about how 'happy' my marriage is.

Yeah...this

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Lol...you're lucky. Most men simply want to believe the fine and move on. And for the most part...I'm fine with that.

well, they know that it's better for them in the long run if they get it settled sooner rather than later.
sometimes it's better in the short run, as well.

I lie when I see an ugly baby. I try to cover it and say aww he/she is precious. Meaning aww. They were beat with the ugly stick. Those who know me know when I say precious I'm really mean damn that's one ugly baby.

fuck! this is so going in the What Made You Laugh Today? thread.

 

[WarderM]

My golf score, the size of the fish I caught, and the length of my penis. It is huge!

 

[SimplyMsT]

I don't have to lie ...

I lie about lying ...