What do you lie about?

I lie when I say I stalk people....I use the term, "stalking" as a compliment - saying that the woman is worthy of being stalked....but I do not stalk ever...

You LIAR! ;)

I lie when I see an ugly baby. I try to cover it and say aww he/she is precious. Meaning aww. They were beat with the ugly stick. Those who know me know when I say precious I'm really mean damn that's one ugly baby.

Post of the day. So fucking true!!
 
At work, I lie about how much I enjoy it there, when the truth is that I am looking for a new one
 
I lie about my desire my attraction to large breasts. I am more of a .butt and leg man.
 
I lie when I see an ugly baby. I try to cover it and say aww he/she is precious. Meaning aww. They were beat with the ugly stick. Those who know me know when I say precious I'm really mean damn that's one ugly baby.

omg! I do too... but I can't even say "they are so precious..." because then I'd be lying.

instead, I say, "That is just the cutest little outfit on them." :eek: Since my family knows I do that, when my nieces were born my sister told me she'd kick my ass if I said her kid was ugly. So... even though they were the cutest damn things I ever saw, I said, "Oh my god! They look just like you!" :eek: :D
 
I find it extremely difficult to lie. I won't say anything that I don't mean. But I find that many people lie to me about things that they shouldn't. I do not care what you drive, what kind of job you have, or where you live. If you've got a good heart and genuinely care WITHOUT an agenda, you're in with me.:cool:
 
I lie if all that is going to come from it is not hurting someone's feelings. Otherwise I am too honest and blunt.
 
virtually nothing - my blush always gives it away. But I will almost always try to convince someone I'm alright, when really I'm dying inside...
 
I lie about how smart my customers are, then work it around until the right way is their new idea, then I lie again and say damn you're smart
 
My age mostly. I am growing increasingly insecure about losing my youth. I hate being vain but that's me. Not the only lie I tell unfortunately.
 
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