Lord Pmann
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Just because you let a dentist stick his fingers up your ass doesn't make it a doctor's exam.
What is the biggest thing you have had up your ass?
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Just because you let a dentist stick his fingers up your ass doesn't make it a doctor's exam.
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I'm certified to give immunizations. I shoot right into the arm unless the patient is a hot girl. In that case, I feel it's more appropriate to give the shot in the butt.
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Ooh... I confess, I have a little leaning toward Dr/Patient fantasies and this gave me a little tingle. Doesn't take much huh?
Well, just wait until you hear all the stories about me counseling women on how to use metronidazole vaginal cream applicators. Or how about women telling me that they have a rash and then showing me all the goods (against my will most of the time...).
Ah... the life of a retail pharmacist.
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Well, just wait until you hear all the stories about me counseling women on how to use metronidazole vaginal cream applicators. Or how about a women telling me that she has a rash and then shows me all the goods (against my will most of the time...).
Ah... the life of a retail pharmacist.
I'd be the worst doctor. If a hot girl came in with an ear ache, I'd say, "Looks like we are going to have to check your prostate, ma'am."
If a nasty girl came in with a yeast infection... "Nah, I don't need to see anything. Just walk that shit off."
I would fail at the hippopotamus oath you docs have to take.
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I'd be the worst doctor. If a hot girl came in with an ear ache, I'd say, "Looks like we are going to have to check your prostate, ma'am."
If a nasty girl came in with a yeast infection... "Nah, I don't need to see anything. Just walk that shit off."
I would fail at the hippopotamus oath you docs have to take.
Oh, I don't have to take that oath. That's for MDs. I had to take the Oath of a Pharmacist. I think it says something like, "I swear to show old ladies where the Ensure is, to not laugh at the bitch who tells me that she needs her Xanax filled early because she's going on vacation, and to smile politely at the guy who gets an attitude because it's going to take 30 minutes to count 7 pills."
Yeah, that's the oath I had to take.
the largest thing ive had in my ass is THe inflatable dildo in the link below ...
I love the feel of my ass being stretched to its limits. i have also been fisted once by an old gf .. her fist popping in and out past the sphincter was absolutely amazing
http://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=25465
I love the feel of my ass being stretched to its limits. i have also been fisted once by an old gf .. her fist popping in and out past the sphincter was absolutely amazing
http://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=25465
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How did you get it back out?
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I imagine it was as simple as reaching into the corner pocket and grabbing the 8 Ball.
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Only if you cuddled aftwrwards
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We did not cuddle afterwards, but he decided to do something even more kinky. He shoved a camera into my penis and pushed it all the way to my bladder.
That guy knew exactly how to make me squirm.
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For me I just swallow 50 cents and have someone pull my erection straight and away from my body and hold it there awhile. Do this and everything I shoved up my ass in the last 6 weeks falls out.
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I'd be the worst doctor. If a hot girl came in with an ear ache, I'd say, "Looks like we are going to have to check your prostate, ma'am."
If a nasty girl came in with a yeast infection... "Nah, I don't need to see anything. Just walk that shit off."
I would fail at the hippopotamus oath you docs have to take.
did you ever sit down and cross your legs with your chart on your lap and rest your chin in the palm of your hand and ask the patient "Are you getting enough fudge in your diet?" That would be pretty bad too.
Is it not nice to know that if you found yourself in prison some day that one would not have to be afraid of the big boys? Dude is that all you got!!! Still lol!
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I could be wrong (highly unlikely, just ask my husband) but I think it means you had a prostate exam.
Oh, we ought not minimize it. He's HAD sex with a physician. Good for him. Hope it was wonderul!!
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My EX WIFE!
hahahahahahaha, that actually made me LOL.
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goodness gracious...! L:
I had dick of the football couch up my ass ;P...it was something which i call "FRANATICASTICA" :O
I had dick of the football couch up my ass ;P...it was something which i call "FRANATICASTICA" :O
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My lover's cock. Even now when he wants it that way, I can't help thinking it's too big, I won't be able to take all of it . . . but, he manages somehow to get it all of the way in.
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What is a football couch. A fucking couch? Wow. And here I thought a fist was impressive. Was it a fold out? If so, was it together or unfolded? If it was unfolded, then you win. Otherwise, I'm working on this entertainment center up there.
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That would be a very thick,long cock...and up to his balls deep.
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Dude, you are too young for these indignities.
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My Master's large tool, balls deep... I can feel where he's been for a couple of days after - I love it!!
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now now, better calm.down.
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Index finger.
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