What is the biggest thing you have had up your ass?

[Bbb13]

My wife's vib, now mine

 

[Emerson40]

A silicone Tantus dildo, affectionately referred to as "Goliath" by us.

 

[chellbarr]

I got drunk one night and decided to see just how much you could inflate and inflatable stud dildo. That was pretty intense (and sore).

 

[blushingtemptation]

imagination. :/

 

[Christopher2012]

I pulled one of Jane's pubes out my ass last night. I have no idea how it got up there, but it was huge.

 

[rbone04]

Two chicks at the same time... well, their strap-ons anyways.

 

[EroticApology]

Nothing...I'm a virgin back there.

 

[biguy2332]

I bought a 7 inch dildo recently, so that.

 

[RedHotMamaTN]

I love that it was specifically the 8 ball in your story. How does one get that out?

Pushed??? LMAO

 

[MSTarot]

My Boss. I feel like that fuckers been up my ass for the last month!

makes since i guess where else would yo find an asshole.

M.S.Tarot

 

[L8tnIt]

Isn't it the same for anyone?

My Boss. I feel like that fuckers been up my ass for the last month!

makes since i guess where else would yo find an asshole.

M.S.Tarot

Not only is my immediate supervisor up my ass for stupid shit, but it feels like my whole company from him up!
Gotta love being a part of corporate America... And I am not even a paper-pusher, either!

 

[Paul_Chance]

What?

The Justice Department.

 

[Lord Pmann]

My Boss. I feel like that fuckers been up my ass for the last month!

makes since i guess where else would yo find an asshole.

M.S.Tarot

This made me laugh.

 

[L8tnIt]

change

This thread started as an erotic inquiry about anal play... When did it turn into a bitch session?
... Not that I have room to speak, admittedly

 

[Andrea74]

I have had

a few woman fuck my asshole with up to four fingers and of course plenty of dildos

 

[strapon_tales]

a few woman fuck my asshole with up to four fingers and of course plenty of dildos

Lucky you.

 

[Andrea74]

Lucky you.

Mmm, it really is yummy, I love my asshole/gurlyhole being tongued too

 

[TheOlderGuy]

What is the biggest thing you have had up your ass?


Busybody

He seems to get up evryone's ass here

 

[L8tnIt]

back on topic

a few woman fuck my asshole with up to four fingers and of course plenty of dildos

This os the good, juicy stuff that this thread was made for!

*hangs head in shame* I know... I was a part of the bitch session. This is me shutting up & enjoying the erotic sensuality that can be found in anal play

 

[dumbeg4]

I thought I'd come up with a cunning plan to fuck my girlfriend's ass. I bought a strap-on ( frighteningly large) and let her ride me with it.
I hurt for days...and never got a chance at revenge.
It's been 30 years since my last sphincter-lock, please somebody, please...

 

[enjoy_reading]

Four of my wife's fingers. Wasn't ready to go for five and beyond. LOL

 

[r_mck]

My sister had something like http://www.lulusoso.com/upload/20120314/Neon_Tube_Light.jpg in her room (but with rounded ends). One night, while she was out, I got drunk and managed to insert the whole thing - without any lubricant - in there. Getting it back out was a bit of an issue because of the dip between the rounded ends and the light itself.

 

[enjoy_reading]

My sister had something like http://www.lulusoso.com/upload/20120314/Neon_Tube_Light.jpg in her room (but with rounded ends). One night, while she was out, I got drunk and managed to insert the whole thing - without any lubricant - in there. Getting it back out was a bit of an issue because of the dip between the rounded ends and the light itself.

Which color was it and was it blinking

 

[r_mck]

Which color was it and was it blinking

It was red (when it was lit, her room looked like a tart's boudoir) and no, it didn't blink.

 

[ieatbeaver23]

Lol You guys and Gals are a trip!!! I lmao reading through this thread!

I have taken a large dick in the ass .