What is the naughtiest thing you've done sexually?

Walked around a local canoing lake on a Sunday morning when a few dog-walkers were out. It was raining a bit and I was wearing an awful over-sized waterproof coat, y'know the kind that stick to your skin and make you sweat so much you'd be dryer not wearing it. The pocket had a hole in it, and as I walked and nodded my goodmornings to people I had my cock out under my coat and was casually stroking it.
 
While working as an Audio-Visual engineer for a theater, I got one of the best blow jobs during a production. Forunately there was a back entrance, because I came right as the on-stage performers said the lines I was supposed to dim the stage lights for and bring up the house lights. The lines had to be repeated. That gal never wanted to go in that theater again.

Had sex in a park, multiple times. The girlfriend was a master at maintaining composure. Given that she was a screamer in private, that always amazed me. From where she was, you could only see her at a table busy in work. She would wave and smile as I ate her to one orgasm after another. One time she carried on a conversation with another woman for about 15 minutes. She must have cum 4-5 times. My beard was soaked. She switched places a few times, and I was the recipient of her oral talents. More often that not, she dragged me off to another part of the park and fucked me sensless.

There was another gal who loved public sex, a lot. Rarely intercourse, she loved giving and receiving oral in the most public areas. Restaurants, which she scoped out for tables with long tablecloths. A few different college libraries. Disneyland, back before the age of cameras everywhere.

Another gal had this thing for cars. On the hood, on the trunk, and in the back seat of any car. Hers. Mine. Her dad's truck that she borrowed to pick up stuff from Home Depot. Her mom's Mercedes Benz. She borrowed the cars of a few of her friends. Even talked me into borrowing my parents vehicles at one time or another. The whole thing didn't last but 5-6 months, but we sure did break in a lot of vehicles.
 
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I used to swing. Had sex with this woman while her husband waited on the couch. I gave her a massive creampie and he came in after and sucked it out of her pussy.
 
Had sex with a married woman in the wilderness near a park. We were taking a walk together and wandered off. Ended up fucking in the tall grass where no one could see or hear us. Happened several times.
 
Naughty, naughty

I went to a small Christian school. My Junior year, my Sophomore boyfriend and I shared the same Bible class. He sat behind me. Our teacher opened each class with a VERY long prayer and I would place my jacket over my front. He'd reach over the desk and sneak his hands down my khakis and into my panties. He fingered me every day. Turns out one of our classmates knew but didn't fess up till we broke up. Must have enjoyed the show ;)
 
The preacher's son & daughter in the choir loft. Only thing I miss about church!:devil:
 
The preacher's son & daughter in the choir loft. Only thing I miss about church!:devil:

That's interesting ... I am a preacher's son, and I once finger fucked another choir member in room next to the loft where we practiced ... Ain't church grand? We also did it in the church parking lot quite a few times ... It was one of our 'go to' places ...
 
Had sexting many times while sleeping next to my wife..
It has become a routine now.

I started a new job and 1 of the staff sent me a text. As we grew to know each other better we got into sexting. That was horny. My wife or ex wife found out about 2 months later. Lost my cell phone privlages. lol
 
Fucked my 25 year playmate in the ass and had her suck me, both on Snapchat so a guy she's playing with long distance could watch.
 
A threesome with a guy and girl. Sex in a car in a public parking lot. And one time I met up with a guy after a quick chat. He asked I wear a dress with no panties. He picked me up and fingered me as soon as I got in his car. Took me to woods behind a business. Leaned me against a tree, pulled up dress, and fucked me from behind. He then drove me home.
 
I know I should be posting dirtiest experience, but right now I'm enjoying imagining a couple of experiences just described!

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A 22 year old is the naughtiest thing I have done. I am over 50.
 
All of my sexual activities have been kind of bland I'm sure compared to a lot. So I'm to going contribute here simply with: I gave my wife my blessing and encouragement to have sex with other men. So far three other men have fucked her!!

Allow me to expand upon this now. I've since handed my wife and marital bed to another man. I've watched a handful of times now my wife's current lover fuck her!!
 
Well go a few

Brought my GF to orgasm with my fingers during Rolling Stones concert. Once we got done, the security lady came up to us and told me to not do that again as there were families in the area. LOL

Ate some pussy on the balcony of my apt. After done noticed a couple across the way that watched.

Got a blow job while driving and got pulled over by a cop for driving erratically. She gave him one also to keep me from going to jail.
 
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I got a bj from my wife at the cinema and my friend was watching and got upset I got one. She gave him a handjob, quite the mess afterward.
 
MFM with a couple of good college friends/bad boys after a few drinks in my early twenties at one of their parents houses, and yes they were asleep in the home! :devil:

Still remember it well and fondly, none of us were dating, it was pure unadulterated lust being satisfied. We were all sworn to secrecy and as far as I know it never got out, only a couple of really close girlfriends ever knew.

Highly recommended if you have ever wondered but only with men you trust completely, in my fifties I’m getting the itch to repeat!

Few things beat a mfm threesome. Our absolute favorite. You can read our stories on our profile
 
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