What is the naughtiest thing you've done sexually?

[Twistedkink]

My now wife and I, while dating would meet up at this bar that had a fireplace in a well to do area. And each night we would get so hot we would go out to the car and make out till we fucked like rabbits. Did this almost every night, as we were both leagaly married and didn’t have a regular place to crash. Our windows wold fog up and people walking by on occasion. Loved that. I’m sure everyone who worked at the bar or was a regular knew we were fucking every chance we got. We were both in the process of get a devorice when we met.

 

[sexyprof1967]

Fucked a student in a men's room at the university where I teach.

 

[tasteyourthighs]

Masturbated while parked in my car on a public street

Did the same waiting for my wife. I got some hot pics of her while she was at work.

 

[devil_dawg72]

My late wife was very “knotty” and loved to have our “best friend” joins us when we’d fuck.

 

[bob29061234]

I fucked my wife's sister while my wife was asleep in the next room. She lives out of town, when she comes down we fuck every time, we make it happen.

 

[travelinma]

Used to swing with ex wife, we had FFM, MFMF, MMFF. Have also played with couples and singles on my own.

 

[Scot4U]

Having an affair with a married woman, but of course she was having an affair with a married man. Also a couple mmf 3somes. Good times had by all!

I won't judge you, so don't judge me.

 

[UhlBWett]

Some Great Answers!

But the term "naughty" is as subjective as the term "control" is an illusion. Naughty to one may be foreplay for another. I think the first time anyone does something new sexually, there is a degree of naughtiness to it. Isn't that why we push the envelope? I applaud everyone in this thread for their courage and candor.

 

[HaleyBug]

25F. The first time I got drunk I was a freshman in college along with 3 other girl friends. They were all the same age and that was the first time any of us had been that drunk. We were out of control. I’m not sure how it all started but we all started kissing each other at first. I made out with 2 of the girls. At some point in the night I laid very inebriated on the dorm bed while the 3 other girls were on the floor. 2 were trying to get the other off with their fingers and mouths. Eventually I passed out but when I woke up 2 of the girls were in the bathroom having sex in the shower.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

25F. The first time I got drunk I was a freshman in college along with 3 other girl friends. They were all the same age and that was the first time any of us had been that drunk. We were out of control. I’m not sure how it all started but we all started kissing each other at first. I made out with 2 of the girls. At some point in the night I laid very inebriated on the dorm bed while the 3 other girls were on the floor. 2 were trying to get the other off with their fingers and mouths. Eventually I passed out but when I woke up 2 of the girls were in the bathroom having sex in the shower.

No one tried to get you off?

 

[sam1234price]

Really. But I wonder where all the guys being..

 

[HaleyBug]

No one tried to get you off?

I was a virgin at the time and was conservative. I’m sure they would have if I let them.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

I was a virgin at the time and was conservative. I’m sure they would have if I let them.

Maybe they should have tried a little harder to coerce you. If you were willing to make out & watch, one of them should have tried.

 

[HaleyBug]

Maybe they should have tried a little harder to coerce you. If you were willing to make out & watch, one of them should have tried.

Maybe so.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Maybe so.

Sounds like you've opened up since then.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I was a virgin at the time and was conservative. I’m sure they would have if I let them.

Sexy story. Would you like to have a do over?

 

[HaleyBug]

Sounds like you've opened up since then.

I think so. More ways than one I believe.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

I think so. More ways than one I believe.

Really? In which ways?

 

[missasian]

Horse.. don't judge!

 

[HaleyBug]

Really? In which ways?

Use your imagination

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Use your imagination

I can, but I'd probably imagine a whole bunch of extra ways and I'd rather be accurate.

 

[TopSeekingBottom]

A woman fwb I was seeing arranged for us to swing by her friend's place one night. We walk into their place and find her friend and her friend's husband naked on the couch in the middle of some fun. We undress and join in the fun. I find myself in her's friends mouth and then her friend's ass while her husband is buried in her pussy. Didn't know either of their names until after I dropped my first load inside of her ass. Was a very fun night. ;-)

 

[RichardBentwood]

I once jerked off with my left hand. The right hand didn't even know what was going on.

 

[Fisherman612]

Bad teacher

I taught science in a small rural district at the middle school level. I was an activity rich teaching style and since it was a poor rural district, i made most of my activities and needed a storage area. Our enrollment was declining and we had 2 portable buildings out on the grounds a short ways away from the main building. I asked the principal if i could use one for my activity materials and it was no problem.
I was a very popular teacher and often had visits from students after they graduated. Many were turned onto science or teaching bc of me and would ask to observe my classes when home. This was never a problem with the administration and the ex students could just come to my classroom and ask.
One ex student showed up n said the usual; i was her favorite, she loved my classes, could she watch me while she was home on vacation, etc. And i of course said yes. Well she wore a sun dress one day and i needed help carrying a large wooden erosion simulator box to my storage building during my free period. She had been flirting hard for awhile, rubbing against me, showing leg and panties since her first day and im sure she could see the effects she had on my crotch area through my pants.
Well, we got it out there and i was pushing it into a corner when i finished and turned around, she was right there, wrapped her arms around my neck and pulled my lips into hers. Our tongues explored each others and she dropped her hand to my crotch and massaged me harder than ive been for awhile. She dropped down, unbuttoned my pants and pulled everything down, freeing my cock to swallow with her greedy mouth. By this time, i couldnt fight it and laid her down and pulled her dress up and her panties off, she was so wet and ready that i entered her easily and we humped like rabbits until she came and i pulled out and shot a massive load onto her stomach and the underside of her dress. She slid down to clean my sticky shaft and head off as i freed her breasts and then rubbed my head back and forth across her eraser head hard nipples.
She had 2 more weeks of vacation and we would have sex whenever we could. She would come in early, breaks, any free time we could. It was amazing we never got caught. We were close for several years before she got married and we thought it should be over. She obviously told others about my brazen horniness as i had many other former students over the years. God did i love my job.

 

[sweetmeiling]

Naughty

Had sex and got paid!