What is the naughtiest thing you've done sexually?

[ImaginaryLover62]

A girlfriend and I were drinking beer at a TGI Fridays one Saturday afternoon playing trivia. It was time to 'pay the rent' so we both I got up to visit the restroom. She had to go also, and got up at the same time. We walked to the facilities, and noticed there was a Unisex room besides Men and Women, so, looking at each other, we both slipped into it. We peed together, her sitting down first and me kneeling in front of her, her holding my cock ... We got a little on each other ... Afterwards, I stepped out of my loose fitting athletic shorts and we walked over to the vanity to wash our hands ... By now I had a raging hard-on, and she knelt down on her knees and started giving me a blow-job in front of the mirror ... After sucking me for 3 or 4 minutes, our waitress opened the bathroom door and saw us! In our hurry we had forgotten to lock the door ... The waitress just backed out and closed the door. My girlfriend kept sucking me, and I came in her mouth ... We went back to our seats at the bar and had another beer. Our waitress continued to serve us, like nothing had happened. She did make a passing joke about fuck-buddies, however ...

 

[suckonsimon]

… Our waitress continued to serve us, like nothing had happened. She did make a passing joke about fuck-buddies, however ...

I trust you gave the waitress a sizeable tip! - or whatever it's called Stateside.

 

[ImaginaryLover62]

I trust you gave the waitress a sizeable tip! - or whatever it's called Stateside.

You better believe it! But, we were always famous for giving big tips ... Like $10 ... She got double ... And we always got the best service after that!

 

[HampshireBoy]

I was reminded of this when the friend in question phoned today for a chat. This happened after I divorced my first wife and before I met my current wife.

This particular friend has small tits, UK B cup, and is a bit screwed up over sex. She is obsessed about other people's sex lives and women who have big tits. One day she told me that she would love to see a big pair in person and maybe even touch them. She kept coming back to this over a period of months until I asked if she wanted me to find someone, when she said yes I placed an add on gumtree - then my friend backed out and I forgot about it.

Then a few months later she told me that she had found someone and wanted me to come along. We met for a coffee and all got on, the other woman was in her late thirties and told us that her tits were 44 DD. I thought that, once they were both happy the two women would go off together but they both asked me to come along.

I'll call my friend A and the new woman B.

They both got topless and A tentatively touched the big tits, then both encouraged me, soon both of us were sucking a nipple each - whilst I also played with my friend's tits. Then B and I sucked A's tits. We were all getting pretty hot and before long they were both knelt together licking and sucking my cock and balls, taking turns to suck me. It was a huge turn on to see them kissing each other and then their tongues playing together with my knob.

Then B lay down and I licked her pussy until she came, whilst A played with and sucked her nipples. Needless to say I didn't need any encouragement to fuck B, with A helping us on stroking and playing with both of us. Once we had both cum a couple of times we both licked and fingered A until she squirted all over both of us.

That was the only threesome between us, but with A's consent I met B quite a few more times after that.

 

[peterthelicker]

played with three ladies and her kids. Is that wild enough?

Care to tell us more?

 

[Funtoungue]

Fucked a stranger on a bus

Gone into men's toilet to give a blow job to a guy I only just met

Where can I find a girl like you...

 

[Funtoungue]

When I was driving for uber a had a few fun times. Once I picked up a girl and her 3 gray friends. She sat in the middle up front in my truck and was rubbing my dick the whole way. Then when we stopped and the guys got out she went right to blowing me and one of the gay guys reached in my car and forced her head down till she gagged on my dick.. all right in front of a club downtown

 

[rayray412]

Hello

The naughtiest thing I have done was had sex with my cousin one night after she was partying

 

[NaughtyAmazon]

I fucked a guy 5 minutes after meeting him in a barber shop.

 

[TheOneYoureWith]

I fucked a guy 5 minutes after meeting him in a barber shop.

I see I need to switch barbers.....

 

[Jacques_Corbin]

Back in my army days, I used to fuck a married woman while her husband watched. They preferred to RP that I was the landlord, or a loan shark, or a handyman, that was using her roughly. She would just let me, and her eyes would be on him the entire time. Sometimes he would be stroking his cock while she was taking a pounding, but either way after I came, she would always crawl on her hands and knees over to him, and start to enthusiastically suck his cock. Then the next morning, he would tell me how great the sex was with her that night after I fucked her. I can still see that ass as she crawls away, and vividly remember my cum leaking out of her pussy, and down her thighs, as she worked her hubby's shaft with her eager mouth.

 

[Jacques_Corbin]

Teased n fucked three guys at the gym in my apartment building.

I can't be the only guy who wishes my naughtiest thing ever was sluttyjulia, right? Do you travel darlin?

 

[friendlytongue38671]

My wife's entire family and I were staying in this huge log cabin near Gatlinburg one weekend - it had elevators, and a hot tub on a porch. While her entire family was inside playing cards one night, we screwed in the hot tub after dark - I can see her family thru the window as I am inside her and she kegels me to orgasm...

 

[Smoothshavendad]

Back in my army days, I used to fuck a married woman while her husband watched. They preferred to RP that I was the landlord, or a loan shark, or a handyman, that was using her roughly. She would just let me, and her eyes would be on him the entire time. Sometimes he would be stroking his cock while she was taking a pounding, but either way after I came, she would always crawl on her hands and knees over to him, and start to enthusiastically suck his cock. Then the next morning, he would tell me how great the sex was with her that night after I fucked her. I can still see that ass as she crawls away, and vividly remember my cum leaking out of her pussy, and down her thighs, as she worked her hubby's shaft with her eager mouth.

Now w this is s hot as fuck!

 

[Twistedkink]

Agreed!

 

[EmpressJosephine]

Those of you who know me well already know this. Others have suspected.

Threesomes and foursomes that included my younger sister.

 

[The_gladiator]

Those of you who know me well already know this. Others have suspected.

Threesomes and foursomes that included my younger sister.

That’s kind of hot.

 

[call_me_sarge]

Naughtiest thing i’ve done was a mother and daughter, at first I was with each separately but then it became a group event. It continued for a few years.

 

[cliteatingman]

Sex on a park picnic table is one. Getting a blow job almost every day from an employees wife at lunch time in broad daylight at a park.

There has got to be a story behind that!

 

[JSandecker]

Lyft

Fucked a girl I had dated back in high school while driving for Lyft

Fucked a woman I'd gotten to know at work so that her husband could watch...

Posted on here looking for the next wild and fun experience so I could write a story about it

 

[bob29061234]

Fucked my sister in law in the next room while my wife was asleep in our bed.
Literally 20 feet away from my sleeping wife.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Some of the stuff I’ve done with breaking many FaceTime rules I’m sure could qualify

But otherwise fucked my married bosses boss on a pool table at a sales conference in my wild twenties!

 

[snap16]

There have been a few, but this is right up there. In my early 20s I had an older acquaintance gift me to her best friend for her birthday. I was so focused on delivering a great present to her friend in the hotel bed next to her that I didn't realize she watched the entire session while masturbating. After her best friend fell asleep she pulled me over to her bed and sucked my dick like she was trying to win an AVN award. She wouldn't fuck me that night because "I was her friend's present", but she wanted to thank me for doing a great job.

 

[base10]

Some of the stuff I’ve done with breaking many FaceTime rules I’m sure could qualify

But otherwise fucked my married bosses boss on a pool table at a sales conference in my wild twenties!

Wait FaceTime has rules, fuck?

 

[Optiman888]

Met my current wife 8 years ago as she was coming out of a long unhappy marriage. She wanted to do all the things she had fantasised about, so I took her into a new world of debauchery and she loved it. She was late 40s at the time, pretty, curvy, and with the help of vodka, she became the slutwife of my dreams. She would dress in tight miniskirts, shave her cunt smooth, and we would head into the city with a bottle of vodka, and I would watch her suck off cock after cock at adult store gloryholes, and we found a friendly daytime sex club where I could take her regularly to be fucked by strangers, young and old.
She is 13 years younger than me, and I had been around a bit, but it was all new to her, and she was like a kid in a toy shop. Eventually our activities morphed into a few regulars who would "visit" her for sex during the day while I worked. I was very happy with the arrangement and enjoyed the occasional creampie, and she was getting the pleasure that she craved.
Eventually the novelty wore off, and these days all we do is talk fondly about our slutting days, but it still turns us both on a lot.