What is the weirdest thing you own?

[Lorack]

A silver tea pot found in the attic of the 2nd house I owned been carrying it around ever since.

 

[Abdelkaoolomocro]

A steeldrum that was my best friends uncles, he and I were very close. I can’t play the thing but I am never getting rid of it.

 

[HordHolm]

It's not a thing I own, yet. But since somewhere approaching midnight last night when I watched the barman mixing me a white Russian, and I saw him use a mini-grater to grate some nutmeg over my ice, I absolutely need to have one. Seriously, I'm damn near 60 and I never knew one of these things existed.

 

[silky52]

I have a teddy bear who is four months younger than I am, so quite old! However, he is full of tears and has been repaired numerous times, especially the time that my sister pulled his head off!! Nasty girl. I used to travel back and forth with him, however he has, I am glad to say, gotten really worn over the years, so at least someone looks older than I do! I won't part with him though, and I've told everyone he is to go with me in my grave!

 

[Take_charge]

A really creepy looking handmade doll that was bought from a local thrift store for the sole purpose of moving it around the house in order to disturb my family.

 

[dreamysub]

Unopen box full of BDSM toys lol

 

[PantsAndPencils]

A small house made from Dots candy and toothpicks. Many years ago we were visiting my husband's grandma and for some reason we started building things with toothpicks and candy with her. She decided to save them and give them to us as gag gifts a few Christmas ago.

Hah that’s neat! Makes me think of memories making complex gingerbread houses with my grandparents. The gingerbread never tasted that good, but we’d eat all the candy off of it soon as we were allowed.

 

[PantsAndPencils]

A silver tea pot found in the attic of the 2nd house I owned been carrying it around ever since.

Sweet! Have you ever used it, or do you just keep it for display purposes?

 

[PantsAndPencils]

It's not a thing I own, yet. But since somewhere approaching midnight last night when I watched the barman mixing me a white Russian, and I saw him use a mini-grater to grate some nutmeg over my ice, I absolutely need to have one. Seriously, I'm damn near 60 and I never knew one of these things existed.

Ooooh fancy. Yeah I have quite a long domestic wishlist of technically-unnecessary-yet-wonderful items. Novelty cheese knives and stuff like that.

 

[PantsAndPencils]

I have a teddy bear who is four months younger than I am, so quite old! However, he is full of tears and has been repaired numerous times, especially the time that my sister pulled his head off!! Nasty girl. I used to travel back and forth with him, however he has, I am glad to say, gotten really worn over the years, so at least someone looks older than I do! I won't part with him though, and I've told everyone he is to go with me in my grave!

Oh I feel that. I love stuffed animals and still own a couple teddies that belonged to my parents. I really gotta learn how to, like, restore/refurbish them, tho.

 

[PantsAndPencils]

A really creepy looking handmade doll that was bought from a local thrift store for the sole purpose of moving it around the house in order to disturb my family.

YES. This is what I’m talking about. I’d hoped for an answer like this when I started this thread, lol.

 

[Lorack]

Sweet! Have you ever used it, or do you just keep it for display purposes?

nope never used it cleaned it up and put on display its been moved around over the years thats about it

 

[mark_j]

YES. This is what I’m talking about. I’d hoped for an answer like this when I started this thread, lol.

I have a really beautiful victorian Christmas doll that my parents bought for my daughter. Dressed in red velvet and lace and all sorts pretty things.

It creeps her out and she has no idea why.

It lives in the closet covered in a black plastic bag and she refuses to display it.

Completely irrational and she's 37 now.

 

[dreamysub]

Broken vibe which I kinda broke when I was abusing it with my cunt once lol

 

[mrno]

A Harley.

 

[gtnlynn]

A block of lignum vitae (wood), used to guide 60" circular saws in an old sawmill.

 

[butters]

a horse's skull but it's missing the lower jaw

 

[IvorieFrost]

This chick who decided she's my sub.

Ok she's not that weird. So maybe I'll say a machete.

 

[willlph]

I don’t own it but I bought it as a gift . It was a salt cellar that was used in the 1930’s . It looks like a tea candle holder . You put the salt in the depression . It sat in the table and the diners pinched the salt out of it to put on their food instead of a salt shaker . The cool thing is the glass contains uranium and when exposed to UV light it fluoresces !

 

[Wonderer67]

I have a 1973 ford mustang modified stock car on my lawn as a lawn ornament.

It was from a local
Speedway.

 

[thetiesthatbindme]

I have an EXIT sign(bright green/white letters) that's encased in a shadow box frame,with small certificate of authenticity. It certifies that it was used at the Nevada Test Site and is 'radioactive',and warns against removing it from the frame. It's hanging in my living room and when you shut the lights off, it literally glows in the dark!!!!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Nude photos I recently found of my parents in a box that used to be in my daddy’s dresser drawer before he passed.

I don't know what to do with them.

 

[Wriggle]

A David Hasselhoff mask.

 

[Cjbdd]

A phantom of the opera music box that was my Moms, which plays by itself at random times of the day and night without being turned on. And I am afraid to get rid of it

 

[Cjbdd]

A David Hasselhoff mask.

What?? No words here