What is the weirdest thing someone has PMed you about?

[Baldo_bearded]

Just remember that for a lot of folks on here, home is the FIRST least sexy place.

Yowch. True. Poor kids, and may go a long way to explain the absolute weirdness some people come up with.

I just hope my weirdness is a fun, non-killer vibe.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I've had one man who shared my interest in mature women, want to discuss his fantasies in detail.

Another was allegedly a woman who liked my rape fantasy story and we discussed it over a half dozen messages before she asked me to write her story and sent a 2000 word outline on it.

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

I've had one man who shared my interest in mature women, want to discuss his fantasies in detail.

Another was allegedly a woman who liked my rape fantasy story and we discussed it over a half dozen messages before she asked me to write her story and sent a 2000 word outline on it.

Wait, wait. Let me get this straight. You had a man posing as a woman who essentially wanted you to be his ghost writer?!

 

[lil_jenni]

I'm not sure I can get into all the details about a weird PM received last week. Over a year ago (I can't recall how long ago), I was involved in a thread in which canine inspired vibrators were discussed. I said it looked intriguing but I didn't think I would try something like that. Well, last week I received a PM from someone who had read my post and asked me if I wanted to try the real thing. He told me he could make it happen, but I would have to have sex with him and his son too. Of course, I did not respond.

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

I'm not sure I can get into all the details about a weird PM received last week. Over a year ago (I can't recall how long ago), I was involved in a thread in which canine inspired vibrators were discussed. I said it looked intriguing but I didn't think I would try something like that. Well, last week I received a PM from someone who had read my post and asked me if I wanted to try the real thing. He told me he could make it happen, but I would have to have sex with him and his son too. Of course, I did not respond.

Jesus. They literally make shit up as they go. "Uh, you'll have to stick a pickle in my son's ass while you tickle my ear. Gotta pay the troll toll."

 

[lil_jenni]

Jesus. They literally make shit up as they go. "Uh, you'll have to stick a pickle in my son's ass while you tickle my ear. Gotta pay the troll toll."

Yep. It's all fantasy and shock value. Whether I reply or not, he knows he shocked me. I think that's the thrill.

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

Yep. It's all fantasy and shock value. Whether I reply or not, he knows he shocked me. I think that's the thrill.

Nah. I think most of the weirdos are a lot less confident than we give them credit for. Leaving him on read hopefully made him feel dumb.

 

[BlackSatinKnight]

I don’t get many DMs, but a couple of weeks ago I got an unsolicited message from a gentleman (I use the term liberally) who explained in no uncertain terms what he would do to/with/for me solely based on the fact that my profile says I’m bi. I’m certain he looked up some of my old posts, but that doesn’t necessitate that level of detail in a DM without a “hello”.

 

[Goldenfinger]

I once chatted with someone and felt compelled to give them the number for the suicide hotline.

 

[live4thebj]

Not the weirdest but I get guys contacting me thinking I am a female or they are gay and clearly didn’t read my profile. I make it very clear my anal fun is solo or with a woman only.

 

[RoperTrace]

Not the weirdest but I get guys contacting me thinking I am a female or they are gay and clearly didn’t read my profile. I make it very clear my anal fun is solo or with a woman only.

Yea but, isn't that like being a little bit pregnant?

 

[easyoff]

I'm not sure I can get into all the details about a weird PM received last week. Over a year ago (I can't recall how long ago), I was involved in a thread in which canine inspired vibrators were discussed. I said it looked intriguing but I didn't think I would try something like that. Well, last week I received a PM from someone who had read my post and asked me if I wanted to try the real thing. He told me he could make it happen, but I would have to have sex with him and his son too. Of course, I did not respond.

This happened quite awhile ago but I had one woman that wanted to chat about that. My curiosity got the better of me and responded.

 

[SweetBaybeeGirl]

Beastiality. Def the most unusual.

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

This is kinda the flip-side of:

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...u-because-they-say-you-are-too-kinky.1575750/

For me, I think it was a strangulation / necrophilia combo. Yes, sign me up to be murdered and then fucked afterwards. He seemed also to be keen on dismemberment. I don’t know about other girls, but my pussy doesn’t get as wet when my corpse is being dismembered as it once used to, age I guess.

Now I don’t mind a bit of breath control, but call me old fashioned, this leading to me shuffling off this mortal coil is not on my bucket list.

For the avoidance of doubt, he didn’t seem to have role play in mind.

Em

Gross!! Yikes.

 

[Inthelastrow]

Out of the blue, during the height of covid, a woman PM'd, wanted to talk about incest with her 16 year old son. She was worried that covid isolation would prohibit her son from the opportunity to loose his virginity, so she was going to fuck him. She wanted my advice. Why? I have no idea, never talked previously. Never commented on incest in any LIT thread. Really not my thing.

 

[Sgts19]

Some guy wanted me to fuck his mother while he held her hand