What is the weirdest thing someone has PMed you about?

[wallstreetguy]

I have had three women PM me nude photos of them with their dogs.
A couple wanted to be chastised for wetting the bed.
A large number want to be abused in awful ways.
Many want to talk about (immediate and non-immediate) family members.
And several wanted to go super young. Like, really young....

 

[amber1312]

The opening line in a dm. Do you like cuckolding,,,, jeez at least say hello first

 

[stevesthename]

I had one this morning from a complete randomer: "Dear Sir, will you fuck my MILF wife? She's 55 and lives in Bangladesh."

Bit of a drive from the UK...

 

[Strixaluco]

On a local kinky forum one guy PM'd me just "tits" (or that's how it approximately translates to, although it was a more childish form). Nothing else, just that one word. And after a few weeks again - at which stage I told him that was certainly not the way his mother had taught him to approach women, and it would be wise to learn to behave.

One weirdo wanted to be my toilet slave. Well, I know it's a kink for many, but my profile on that site says 1) I am a sub, not a Domme and b) toilet play is a hard limit for me. He continued even when I reminded him that kind of play is off-limits. He probably had even seen my profile, because we had not discussed on the forum and my nic doesn't reveal my subject.
And of course he didn't even try to present himself, he just went straight into "business".

 

[Baddad2004]

These are some crazy stories! I have had a few persons try to black mail me a few times and say my wife will have sex with them or else but this is off the chain

 

[Baldo_bearded]

Had one guy on reddit just posted coffee updates repeatedly. Nothing adult, which confused me a bit. Just:

"Hey, just made some coffee"
"Finished my coffee. May get more"
-type stuff.

Wasn't the worst but I couldn't figure out how to reply.

 

[Pink5Frills]

This is kinda the flip-side of:

https://forum.literotica.com/thread...u-because-they-say-you-are-too-kinky.1575750/

For me, I think it was a strangulation / necrophilia combo. Yes, sign me up to be murdered and then fucked afterwards. He seemed also to be keen on dismemberment. I don’t know about other girls, but my pussy doesn’t get as wet when my corpse is being dismembered as it once used to, age I guess.

Now I don’t mind a bit of breath control, but call me old fashioned, this leading to me shuffling off this mortal coil is not on my bucket list.

For the avoidance of doubt, he didn’t seem to have role play in mind.

Em

One female member, on another site I was on, asked me to role play with her, but I had to be a woman.

 

[Bbl87]

Eh, mine aren't that exciting. Mostly just guys wanting to talk about me having sex with their wives. I get it's a common thing on here. But let's be real, in that case I'd rather talk to her.

 

[Int0everything]

I have yet to receive a PM that shocked or disturbed me. But I'm always hopeful...

I am with you. I haven't received many PMs yet either.

 

[Lars48]

Guess I'm rather invisible....not getting any kinky dm's

 

[wallstreetguy]

New one is men PMing me about their wives and/or daughters. They send links to a series of photos. No other verbiage. I suppose I am supposed to reply and talk. They are cuckolds. It is weird.
In past few months, two men offered up their girlfriends. They say they are young (20s and 30s) and want to give their girls to an older man.
Again, weird.

 

[teran]

Yep, no particularly kinky DMs for me either. I guess time will tell.

 

[Pink5Frills]

One woman asked me, why do I pretend to be a man on the site, which I was on? I told her, than if I am a man on here, I be less to be sent messages that would make me feel cheap. Many other women have confided in me, just as if I was a woman. They chat to me as if we are both women, and what women chat about, and it is not only fashion, hair do's, bags and shoes. I have given much advice to women and I am so grateful, they think of me as a woman.

 

[lc69hunter]

Because of my profile, several comments I have made in the LW arena, and one essay I have published, I had a reader PM me to tell me his wife would be in my town for three days, and would I take care of her for him. Thanks, but no thanks. I haven't been in that scene for over 30 years.

 

[Pink5Frills]

One man wanted me to send a pic of myself, stark naked, shaved, squatting to pee into a large glass bowl. Or let me see you nude in the woods, squatting to pee. I have not done it as of yet, but it did make me dampen the gusset of my panties reading it. I am contemplating, should I oblige him?

 

[LittleTasha18]

I'm relatively new here but there hasn't been anything too ridiculous yet. One guy wanted me to sleep with his wife while he made me his anal queen. Umm. No thanks dude.

 

[Wildfly11]

I had one women that wanted to role play that her tits just kept growing and growing to some imaginary size...

 

[Older_Pervert]

One man wanted me to send a pic of myself, stark naked, shaved, squatting to pee into a large glass bowl. Or let me see you nude in the woods, squatting to pee. I have not done it as of yet, but it did make me dampen the gusset of my panties reading it. I am contemplating, should I oblige him?

You could always oblige us all…….

 

[Older_Pervert]

Nobody has ever PM'd me. I guess I'm not very approachable. Oh... and I have a penis!

Life just isn’t fair, is it?

 

[PinkPassion86]

It's usually.

" Hi, want to watch me cum? Do you Skype?"

Or

"Sexy - I want to use your ass"

Mostly

"How are you? Dave here, M. Into (insert every kink going) Do you have KIK? Would love to see more photos"

 

[lil_jenni]

Over the years here, I've received more awkward PMs than disturbing ones, but some of the disturbing ones were very disturbing. Mostly rape stuff, although quite a few asking (in graphic detail) for information about my sexual history that would violate Lit rules if posted in an open forum.

Oh, and quite a few that assumed because I am a self-professed slut and sub that I would immediately be that for them, despite the no cyber warning in my profile.

But the ones that piss me off are the ones demanding proof (via pics or video chat) that I'm a woman. I have very good reasons for my no pics/no video/no chat policy, ones that the demands of some random dude questioning my gender do not overcome.

 

[Hipshot1554]

It's usually.

" Hi, want to watch me cum? Do you Skype?"

Or

"Sexy - I want to use your ass"

Mostly

"How are you? Dave here, M. Into (insert every kink going) Do you have KIK? Would love to see more photos"

Do many men act like this in person? Seems completely counterproductive.

 

[lovecraft68]

I once received a PM referencing a loving wives story I'd published declaring "Me and my buds live in RI too. We're going to find you, beat you, rape you and pour acid down your rancid cunt."

I guess they thought I was a woman because the story was written female POV. Something that extreme I should have reported it, but didn't bother. Just crazy someone can send something that nasty over a story.

I had another based on a taboo dad daughter story that featured bondage and some rough(consensual) sex where the guy said he loved it because it reminded him of the first time with his daughter-this is common when you write taboo-but then added "She fought hard the first few times, then just learned to accept it.

But the worst because of how personal it was and because I knew the person-from here-was when I posted a story describing my wife's battle with cancer, one she nearly lost, and their message was "Too bad she didn't die and you didn't kill yourself."

Classy.

 

[lil_jenni]

Do many men act like this in person? Seems completely counterproductive.

In real life? Yes, but not many. Online? Oh, yeah. Those are the awkward PMs I mentioned in my post. I used to get a lot of those. These days, I use invisible mode on the forum, and that has cut down a lot on the short, awkward PMs, since most of those seem to come from men who see a woman who is online at the same time they are and are thus fair game, at least in their minds.

 

[Hipshot1554]

In real life? Yes, but not many. Online? Oh, yeah. Those are the awkward PMs I mentioned in my post. I used to get a lot of those. These days, I use invisible mode on the forum, and that has cut down a lot on the short, awkward PMs, since most of those seem to come from men who see a woman who is online at the same time they are and are thus fair game, at least in their minds.

The sad part of this is we all get painted with the same brush. Getting past that is tough.