What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

I'm so old, that before I left my last job, I was working with women that my youngest pointed out that he was in year 4 when they were born.
 
So is there a story behind why you had this accident.
Not anything that would make the evening news. In my defense, I will say that there was a dog barking off to my right and I glanced over at it, which was when I needed to step up on the curb and tripped. I suppose I could blame the dog, but that would be a cop-out. 🥴
 
So the dog was actually a girl playing with herself in her window as you walked past. Is that what you are saying?
 
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