What made you say "fuck, I'm old" today?

[LeSabreur]

I work in a hospital, and the joke is that I love working in my pajamas surrounded by sexy young women in their pajamas. Man, watching those soft, round asses making hypnotic movement under the thin scrubs just makes me so happy...and makes me feel so old!

 

[Skippertyrell]

Similar to the above, it's the trend in females of wearing leggings all the time. Seeing those firm assets is something I wished was a thing when I was that age

 

[Chillygirl]

Frozen shoulder…wearing a lidocaine patch and smelling like menthol

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Frozen shoulder…wearing a lidocaine patch and smelling like menthol

I would imagine many parts of you would freeze given you're in Alaska and all

 

[Johhnyrotten]

I'm so old that I remember swearing off TV medical shows forever (have stayed true to it) when I realized I had the same symptoms as every 'guest star' on Marcus Welby: MD.

no greys ? house ?

 

[dingdongditchding]

Staying in bed even after my afternoon nap.

sleep is awesome

 

[redcalling]

The fucking ache in my lower back

 

[RickTango]

Ready for bed before 10pm

 

[sunset_dreaming]

the previously mentioned hauling of one's unfit ass up a damn hill....

 

[Blackbird93]

Seeing a bunch of my oldest cousin's kids for the first time in a while, and most of them are adults now.

 

[matureman32]

my daughter commenting on my outfit...."is that age appropriate?" I wanted to cry

Your as "old" as you want to be. you want to dress sexy, then damm well do it!!

 

[matureman32]

I'll resist "granny" panties till the end!!!

Good girl!!

 

[Exploringwife46]

Your as "old" as you want to be. you want to dress sexy, then damm well do it!!

That's what I say!

 

[TiedbyChris]

Gym programme ‘reintroduction’ after an enforced lay off and did so little in relation to my history, but now ache.

 

[Wageslave]

Thinking my next car will have to be an automatic

 

[jackburns]

Waking up.

 

[Hipshot1554]

my daughter commenting on my outfit...."is that age appropriate?" I wanted to cry

That's cold!

 

[Hipshot1554]

I teach graduate students on their practical rotations. As I was putting my water bottle in my backpack, which I've been using since I started undergrad in 2001, while getting ready to leave work today it occurred to me that my backpack is older than my current grad students. Fucking christ that made me feel old.

What made you feel old today?

That bastard in my mirror!

 

[Hipshot1554]

my daughter commenting on my outfit...."is that age appropriate?" I wanted to cry

It was probably hot!

 

[asxymann68]

Being old.

 

[Hipshot1554]

my daughter commenting on my outfit...."is that age appropriate?" I wanted to cry

If you've got...use it!

 

[Exploringwife46]

If you've got...use it!

That's something only a mother should get to say!!!

 

[Hipshot1554]

That's something only a mother should get to say!!!

I guess I'm just forward.

 

[Loyalish1245]

Shoveling snow and being asked by my teen what ok so long as they finished their half 10 minutes before me n

 

[Blackbird93]

The fact that movies I loved in middle school are approaching 20 years old (No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Little Miss Sunshine, Into the Wild, etc.)