What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

Trying to remember the flank steak price with the store app with a dying phone in my he middle of the packed supermarket, throwing the basket down and running to the car to get just enough power to turn the he phone back on. Now back into the madness…
 
The probably harmless but insistent old guy knocking on my door at 10pm. 'Fuck. I don't want to deal with him again.' So I pretended not to hear him and he eventually left. Only to come back tomorrow I'm sure. I don't want to have to get some scary looking dude to answer the door and pretend to be my boyfriend. FUCK. And this is why I choose the bear.
 
The probably harmless but insistent old guy knocking on my door at 10pm. 'Fuck. I don't want to deal with him again.' So I pretended not to hear him and he eventually left. Only to come back tomorrow I'm sure. I don't want to have to get some scary looking dude to answer the door and pretend to be my boyfriend. FUCK. And this is why I choose the bear.
*puts on his bear costume and grabs his baseball bat*

*knock* *knock* *knock*

Hello, m’am? Pretend boyfriend bear, at your service. I understand you have a creeper problem? I’ve brought my tools.
 
A fuckwit in my inbox asking if I'd "ever had other feelings" about my aunt/mom.
How the hell does your mind go there when my post was about losing a family member? Dickhead.
🫂 that’s a really shitty thing to say to you.
sorry to hear about you losing your family member 😔

For me: communication issues and not being heard
 
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