What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[smtst5]

Do they make men’s dress shirts that are not “skinny”? WTF

 

[DannieB]

Banging my elbow into the bookcase

 

[Deadbed1968]

Biting the inside of my cheek several times while eating.,,

 

[barefootgirl69]

Some sweet words before he went to sleep.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Electricity coming back on. It was more like a Fuck Ya! though

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I think these days it is better of asking "What DIDN'T Make You Say Fuck?"

 

[Deadbed1968]

I think these days it is better of asking "What DIDN'T Make You Say Fuck?"

Too true…Especially with all of the political ads on tv!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Too true…Especially with all of the political ads on tv!

Thankfully I don't have to endure those. I'm from the UK!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Thankfully I don't have to endure those. I'm from the UK!

Lucky you! You also don’t have to watch an endless stream of prescription drug ads too!

 

[DannieB]

Lucky you! You also don’t have to watch an endless stream of prescription drug ads too!

That all seem to be musicals

 

[Deadbed1968]

That all seem to be musicals

You’re not wrong!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Lucky you! You also don’t have to watch an endless stream of prescription drug ads too!

Yes, I do find American medication adverts hilarious. I've stayed in the US quite a few times now and my favourite advert I saw was for this drug to supposedly treat dementia. At the end, the narrator goes "Warning: May impede your ability to maintain sexual performance.!"

I think sexual performance is the last thing on your mind if you have dementia!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Yes, I do find American medication adverts hilarious. I've stayed in the US quite a few times now and my favourite advert I saw was for this drug to supposedly treat dementia. At the end, the narrator goes "Warning: May impede your ability to maintain sexual performance.!"

I think sexual performance is the last thing on your mind if you have dementia!

There are so many that are just like that! There is one that’s supposed to strengthen your bones, but may cause bones to break…Whaaa?

 

[Kat73]

Sitting down at the computer to start to write out the Agreement in Google docs and the fucking internet goes out. Had to write out the first 4 pages on my fucking phone.

 

[Tallulah82]

This week in general seems to be turning into one big negative "fuck".

I need to get me some happy fucks.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The number of spam phone calls I've been getting. Its absolutely skyrocketed over the past week.

 

[Chillygirl]

Just pain.

 

[smtst5]

Pretty sure I was almost kidnapped from the bar.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Standing on the side of the road in 37F temps waiting for a sheriff with an injured deer that I did not hit...because it was the fucking right thing to do.

 

[Cjbdd]

2 pics and a sexy conversation

 

[fsa52]

Over 2 hours of sitting dead still on the highway because of accidents or road construction.
A resounding FUCK!

 

[NaughtyPartyGirl]

I forgot to check if there was toilet paper. There wasn't and yes, it was a #2. FUCK!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hearing some news about a friend.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Opening soup and pulling the plastic off the top - the tab comes off, I have to stab the plastic with the scissors then take the plastic spoon to make a bigger hole. Then when I pull it the darn things breaks and soup splatters everywhere. I hate these things. I understand the need for freshness and all, but they are a pain. Rant over.

 

[LostHorizon]

Opening soup and pulling the plastic off the top - the tab comes off, I have to stab the plastic with the scissors then take the plastic spoon to make a bigger hole. Then when I pull it the darn things breaks and soup splatters everywhere. I hate these things. I understand the need for freshness and all, but they are a pain. Rant over.

I hope it is good soup considering all that effort.