What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A bird flying into my car TO and FROM work. Two in one day! What are the odds?

Have you angered any elderly foreign women recently?

 

[Photog1rl]

Being rear ended by a semi today.

I’m fine, by the way.

Glad you are ok. That’s scary.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Being rear ended by a semi today.

Glad you are okay my friend.

 

[Photog1rl]

An unexpected chat.

 

[mortis]

Stripping down for nude Friday morning stoke session. Garage door opening wife came back from work. Met her halfway down the stairs with an obvious hard on.

 

[Iwillgo]

Milton

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Woke up and walked downstairs to find my kitchen covered with water. My in-door ice maker had defrosted and the made ice melted. So, I checked the freezer as well and think, while it is still cold, the coldness is because I haven't been opening the freezer door and that it's also screwed up. FUCK!

 

[Mrtenant]

Fucking phone vibes at 6am

 

[smtst5]

Do they make men’s dress shirts that are not “skinny”? WTF

 

[DannieB]

Banging my elbow into the bookcase

 

[Deadbed1968]

Biting the inside of my cheek several times while eating.,,

 

[barefootgirl69]

Some sweet words before he went to sleep.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Electricity coming back on. It was more like a Fuck Ya! though

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I think these days it is better of asking "What DIDN'T Make You Say Fuck?"

 

[Deadbed1968]

I think these days it is better of asking "What DIDN'T Make You Say Fuck?"

Too true…Especially with all of the political ads on tv!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Too true…Especially with all of the political ads on tv!

Thankfully I don't have to endure those. I'm from the UK!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Thankfully I don't have to endure those. I'm from the UK!

Lucky you! You also don’t have to watch an endless stream of prescription drug ads too!

 

[DannieB]

Lucky you! You also don’t have to watch an endless stream of prescription drug ads too!

That all seem to be musicals

 

[Deadbed1968]

That all seem to be musicals

You’re not wrong!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Lucky you! You also don’t have to watch an endless stream of prescription drug ads too!

Yes, I do find American medication adverts hilarious. I've stayed in the US quite a few times now and my favourite advert I saw was for this drug to supposedly treat dementia. At the end, the narrator goes "Warning: May impede your ability to maintain sexual performance.!"

I think sexual performance is the last thing on your mind if you have dementia!

 

[Deadbed1968]

Yes, I do find American medication adverts hilarious. I've stayed in the US quite a few times now and my favourite advert I saw was for this drug to supposedly treat dementia. At the end, the narrator goes "Warning: May impede your ability to maintain sexual performance.!"

I think sexual performance is the last thing on your mind if you have dementia!

There are so many that are just like that! There is one that’s supposed to strengthen your bones, but may cause bones to break…Whaaa?

 

[Kat73]

Sitting down at the computer to start to write out the Agreement in Google docs and the fucking internet goes out. Had to write out the first 4 pages on my fucking phone.

 

[Tallulah82]

This week in general seems to be turning into one big negative "fuck".

I need to get me some happy fucks.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

The number of spam phone calls I've been getting. Its absolutely skyrocketed over the past week.

 

[Chillygirl]

Just pain.