SmokingFap
Gentlemanly pervert
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The past few days have made me say "fuck!" way more than usual.
What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3
- Thread starter Misshotndeep
- Start date
Starscream_UK
Really Experienced
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The whole fucking week...
RosewoodTulip
Apple Grumble
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Dropping my shampoo on my foot
~Elizabeth~
His horny lil devil
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Intense pleasure
Hungnasty1
Really Experienced
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Made you say more than that
~Elizabeth~
His horny lil devil
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Very true.Made you say more than that
AWonkyDonkey
This Donkey Is Wonky
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My first orgasm in five weeks.
JustAnotherFlower
In The Garden
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Finding a crack in the ceiling from the installers yesterday... 
PrettyLilPussy19
Literotica Guru
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Someone reporting my Tumblr and getting it deleted.
I've had that account as long as I've been on Lit.
I've had that account as long as I've been on Lit.
Whiskeyjack
The Nappening
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NOOOOO!!!! I loved your Tumblr!Someone reporting my Tumblr and getting it deleted.
I've had that account as long as I've been on Lit.
PrettyLilPussy19
Literotica Guru
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I had so much there. I'm devastated.
positiveflirt
stay positive
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The most perfectly pissed off song on the radio. Such energy.
Whiskeyjack
The Nappening
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It was a beautiful window into a deeply, wonderfully perverted mind. I'm going to miss it so much.
summer_reine
unknown
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Customer walks up to me and says in a raspy voice, 'I'm sorry I can't speak well, I have the flu' I step back as far as I can 
Bitch then coughs directly in my face. Fuck!! Did we learn nothing from covid?! Just wear a damn mask in public when you're sick.
Bitch then coughs directly in my face. Fuck!! Did we learn nothing from covid?! Just wear a damn mask in public when you're sick.
UnquietDreams
Mr. Innocent
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Someone's heart.
ericalauren
Literotica Guru
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Fibromyalgia! Always.
JustAnotherFlower
In The Garden
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Being given a play by play of in-law drama... it's draining as heck.
~Elizabeth~
His horny lil devil
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Tripping over the cat 3 different times in less than 5 minutes.
Qky75
TTYL
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That takes serious talent!
~Elizabeth~
His horny lil devil
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On whose part?
Qky75
TTYL
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On whose part?
Clearly the cat's.
~Elizabeth~
His horny lil devil
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Oh I thought maybe mine because I’m still alive!
Qky75
TTYL
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Secretly I did mean your ability to trip multiple times in such a short time but I thought the cat's tenacity needed validation and I never even considered your survival instincts. How could I have missed that?!?Oh I thought maybe mine because I’m still alive!
