What Made You Say Fuck Vol.3

[summer_reine]

Waking up to first snow of winter this morning

I feel your pain. That first time using the shovel, shivering and swearing when the gloves aren't quite warm enough and the toque/hood let's the wind whip in.. yeah. Winter sucks.

 

[rycat25]

Realizing I've been on Lit for over an hour and it's 2:46 in the morning.

G'night

 

[trinething1ns]

I am 90% certain the last time I used the f bomb I was masturbating.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Waking up.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Waking up with a headache.

 

[ccs29745]

Waking up with a headache.

Coffee and two Tylenol for the lady, Stat!

Trying to sleep in and wife watch tik tok with volume up a little too much.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Watching a 5 year old toss a bowling ball backwards out of the lane... everyone dodged.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Watching a 5 year old toss a bowling ball backwards out of the lane... everyone dodged.

 

[Qky75]

What makes me say fuck

Today, like any other day, just opening my mouth

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

It was chaotic, good fun since no one was injured.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

What makes me say fuck

Today, like any other day, just opening my mouth

Hey now.. I made you say, "What the fuck?!"

 

[Qky75]

Hey now.. I made you say, "What the fuck?!"

No no...I meant my grandad was a sailor. I come by my potty mouth honestly.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

No no...I meant my grandad was a sailor. I come by my potty mouth honestly.

You cum by....

 

[Qky75]

You cum by....

.............fuck

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

.............fuck

That was easy...

 

[Booboobear84]

That was easy...

As are most of the men here (raises hand).

 

[UnquietDreams]

It was chaotic, good fun since no one was injured.

Just like Wii bowling.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Just like Wii bowling.

True... very true...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hey now.. I made you say, "What the fuck?!"

No, you just make me say fuuuuuuuuck.

 

[TallMan69]

At the end of the college football game I was watching I saw this flash on the camera!

 

[MiaBabe23]

Fuck…… something hot

 

[TongueLust]

Damn pain.

 

[gga]

Phone crashing onto the tile floor, rendering it absolutely useless. But it's nice that I can hear that I'm getting message notifications. Ugh.

 

[Boat1]

Phone crashing onto the tile floor, rendering it absolutely useless. But it's nice that I can hear that I'm getting message notifications. Ugh.

That made ME say fuck!

 

[PMarky2]

How much I had to drink last night... time to dry myself out again which means I have to start by dealing with my stress level.